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hacksilbered adj. Drunk to a degree that your speech arrives cut into loose pieces and circulates without a fixed value. Asher-james became hacksilbered, spending half the conversation in clipped fragments. hacksilvered adj. Drunk to the extent of being cut into awkward pieces, each retaining a little purchasing power. Aashia came hacksilvered to the table, every sentence clipped before it reached its destination. hackspaced adj. Drunk on the strength of an improvised communal arrangement, with coordination supplied by whoever is nearest. Lyrah got hackspaced and required the whole hallway to function as a handrail. hackstered adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the directness of a former thug who has misplaced the target. Jahlil went hackstered towards the cloakroom and shoulder-charged the umbrella stand. hacktivismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and campaigning by disabling every conversation he can no longer control. Sakayla became hacktivismed and shut down three conversations with one misplaced interruption. hacktivisted adj. Still drunk, and attempting to correct the evening by interfering with systems nobody asked you to touch. Zuleidy remained hacktivisted, resetting the pub's playlist between each uncertain speech. hackusationed (/ˌhæk.juˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to accuse the nearest competent person of cheating whenever your coordination fails. Pressly became hackusationed after missing the glass and blamed Alajandro for altering the table. hackusered adj. Having drunk enough to claim that another player is cheating whenever you lose control of your limbs. Darcie-lou grew hackusered and blamed Virginialee for the missed step. hackwared adj. Having drunk more than your internal security measures can circumvent, leaving the stairs effectively protected. Parwan was hackwared and spent several minutes attempting to defeat the locked bathroom door. hackworked adj. You have drunk enough to perform repetitive professional motions without retaining the original purpose. Godson went hackworked on the stairs, repeating the same careful step six times. hacky sacked adj. Of a drinker: coordinating the feet sufficiently to keep a small object aloft, but not oneself. Analeshia was hacky sacked, preserving the footbag while falling against the sofa. hackysacked adj. Still drunk, and maintaining the social exchange by deflecting every falling remark with another part of the self. Lenee remained hackysacked, returning each awkward silence before Kewell could enjoy it. hacoversed sined adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every movement to half its intended arc and none of its intended grace. Denin became hacoversed sined, turning halfway towards each stair and stopping there. hacoversined adj. Describing a drinker who moves through half-curves, as though the rest of each turn were unavailable. Bojan went hacoversined across the landing, taking each corner in two separate attempts. hacquetonned adj. Describing a drinker who has become socially armoured, taking every remonstrance without penetration. Chelesa grew hacquetonned, while Marcella's carefully phrased objections bounced off. hacrobianed adj. A drinker who has become a single-cell republic, travelling independently of the larger body. Gaquan was hacrobianed, separating from the group and drifting towards the wrong staircase.