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HIGMS'd adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds under a grand prefix and considerable historical weight. Valen was HIGMS'd, requiring formal clearance before leaving the booth. HIIT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates brief bursts of confidence with seated recovery. Don was HIIT'd, dancing vigorously between pauses spent studying the carpet. HIJMS'd adj. A drinker who advances ceremonially, though the destination remains uncertain. Andry was HIJMS'd and made a stately circuit of the crowded bar. HIL'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing simulated procedures from the hardware presently sustaining them. Arvon became HIL'd and tested the coat stand as though it were part of a flight system. HIMARS'd (/ˈhaɪ.mɑɹzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to launching several confident decisions rapidly, with limited control over their landing. Kenny got HIMARS'd and sent invitations for three events he had not arranged. HIP'd (/hɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing documentation for every arrangement nobody remembers making. Junne got HIP'd and presented Danta with a careful inventory of the evening's abandoned belongings. HIPP'd adj. Drunk to the point where your inner navigation has become a small aquatic horse with no map. Ilhaam got HIPP'd and tried to ride the current towards the wrong side of the bar. HIRMS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement requires imperial permission. Adellynn was HIRMS'd and waited for the coat to authorise departure. HIS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor appears to belong to a hospital information system. Shiena was HIS'd and attempted to report the lavatory queue to reception. HIT'd adj. Reduced by drink to repeated short efforts, each followed by a strategic pause. Emrie was HIT'd, attempting the pub quiz in bursts and resting between answers. HIV virused adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely contain, and carrying the consequences onwards. Ixchel was HIV virused and passed the unfinished story round the table. HIV'd (/ˌeɪt͡ʃ.aɪˈviːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to let the evening progressively dismantle your defences against blankets, biscuits and sleep. Cipriano was HIV'd by eleven, accepting blankets and biscuits from the sofa without protest. HIV-1'd adj. Of a drinker: the commonest and most forceful variety of domestic collapse, usually ending beside the sofa. Raynita was HIV-1'd, the familiar household strain, asleep beside an untouched water glass. HIV-2'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reached a quieter, less widely recognised form of collapse, usually in a spare room. Harini was HIV-2'd, quietly horizontal in the room nobody used. HJB equationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and optimising the route home according to a function nobody can calculate. Kynnady was HJB equationed and selected the optimal route directly through a hedge. HJR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing a formal resolution on the stairs, with every amendment delivered at length. Johnphillip went HJR'd and proposed a joint resolution concerning the unsafe second step.