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haematometraed adj. Drunk beyond reliable containment, carrying the evening internally and moving with careful pressure. Shella was haematometraed and descended the stairs with both hands occupied by caution. haematometrocolposed adj. Describing a drinker who has expanded to occupy both the bar and the route home. Eila became haematometrocolposed before last orders, collecting companions for the walk home. haematommoned adj. Drunk to the point where a dark pigment seems sufficient authority for any decision. Shneur was haematommoned and chose the restaurant by the colour of its sign. haematomyeliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home appears to run through the spine rather than the street. Muhammed walked haematomyeliaed, following the pavement with considerable internal effort. haematomyelopored adj. Drunk enough to mistake every spinal twinge for evidence supporting a new plan. Jesslin became haematomyelopored and reorganised the chairs around an imaginary diagnosis. haematopathied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every small mishap on the journey home as urgent evidence. Sidahmed went haematopathied at last orders, identifying significance in a scraped knuckle. haematopathologied adj. Reduced by drink to a catalogue of blood, bruises and bar-tab findings. Harvee was haematopathologied by closing time, classifying every mark acquired indoors. haematopathologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who examines every spill and bruise as evidence from the evening. Ometa became haematopathologisted after the fourth round, investigating a mark on the bar. haematoperitoneumed adj. Emboldened by drink to carry the whole evening internally and challenge anyone suggesting bed. Kathyrn was haematoperitoneumed, refusing last orders with the confidence of someone newly arrived. haematophaged adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the proposed strategy feeds on its own resources. Grandon was haematophaged and spent the budget on attracting more attention. haematophagied adj. Drunk and feeding repeatedly on the evening’s rounds, with no apparent point of satiety. Mckinli was haematophagied, returning to the bar whenever anyone mentioned a final round. haematophiliaed adj. Drunk beyond caution, with an inexplicable fondness for anything involving blood. Iyuna went haematophiliaed and selected the horror film for its medical accuracy. haematophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sight of a ketchup sachet overturns every previous decision. Maeryn became haematophobiaed and abandoned the picnic at the mention of sausages. haematopinided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every persistent irritation as a small, determined tenant. Santeria was haematopinided and blamed the queue for personally clinging to her. haematopneumothoraxed adj. Describing a drinker who combines breathlessness with a sanguine conviction that nothing is wrong. Earnestine got haematopneumothoraxed and attempted the stairs while declaring herself medically exemplary. haematopoiesised adj. Drunk beyond producing anything useful, yet still generating new reasons for another round. Izariah became haematopoiesised after last orders, producing fresh explanations for missing the bus.