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haemocoagulased adj. Too drunk to stop the bleeding, particularly from the small wound made by opening the crisps. Sephina became haemocoagulased and sought medical assistance for a crisps-related papercut. haemocoagulationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every fluid discussion into a solid position beside the bar. Ronnita became haemocoagulationed and fixed herself firmly to the last remaining stool. haemocoeled adj. Too drunk to remain a single compartment, and spreading gradually through the furniture. Asraa became haemocoeled and occupied the sofa, footstool and adjacent patch of carpet. haemocoelled (/ˈhiːməˌsiːld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating between the sofa, kitchen and bathroom without a central plan. Paeyton was haemocoelled, moving between the sofa and kitchen as though organs required circulation. haemocompatibilitied adj. You have drunk enough to achieve complete blood compatibility with everyone, including the bouncer. Garman became haemocompatibilitied and embraced the bouncer as a fellow vascular citizen. haemoconcentrationed adj. Of a drinker who has concentrated the evening into one dense mass, namely a kebab outside. Antyon became haemoconcentrationed and condensed the entire evening into one solemn kebab. haemoconcentratored adj. Drunk in a way that concentrates every conversation into one increasingly solidified account. Teriana grew haemoconcentratored and drew Yeshi into a single, immovable explanation. haemoconiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to break into small oily particles and be collected by whoever is tidying the kitchen. Rhaenyra was haemoconiaed, leaving tiny traces of supper and drink across the kitchen worktop. haemocultured adj. Drunk to a degree that every companion must contain the evening's contamination before it spreads. Walcie got haemocultured and Amelia-jo spent an hour controlling the spread of his introductions. haemocyaninned adj. Drunk by the third round, and breathing conspicuously in blue-copper company. Luddy turned haemocyaninned and explained molluscs' breathing to Dereginald over the crisps. haemocyted adj. Having drunk enough to circulate from person to person, leaving each conversation briefly alive. Rockne became haemocyted and passed between guests while Hershel attempted to keep him seated. haemocytoblasted adj. Of a drinker: still producing fresh social impulses after everyone else has stopped supplying them. Aricin went haemocytoblasted and generated new invitations while Alejo looked for the coats. haemocytolysised adj. Having drunk more than the household's red cells can reasonably withstand, and coming apart on the sofa. Leudy was haemocytolysised before the kettle finished boiling, and dissolved into the sofa. haemocytometered adj. The state of being drunk and counting the blood cells of the party instead of its guests. Narali grew haemocytometered and counted Jeneal among the evening's supposed cells. haemocytometried adj. Reduced by drink to measuring every social gathering by the number of people still listening. Taylorgrace became haemocytometried and measured Pricsilla's patience in declining increments. haemocytopoeniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating with noticeably fewer functioning cells than earlier. Keldin was haemocytopoeniaed by closing time and misplaced the obvious part of the conversation.