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HK-Popped adj. You have drunk enough to supply Hong Kong pop music to a room that did not request it. Mylasia was HK-Popped and gave the room an unsolicited Cantonese chorus. HK-popped adj. You are drunk and treating Hong Kong pop music as a reasonable conversational position. Fanniemae was HK-popped and defended the chorus at considerable length. HKCU'd adj. Describing a drinker who has saved the evening's settings under their own profile. Masi was HKCU'd and altered the playlist whenever anyone looked away. HKLM'd adj. A drinker who has made local confusion a matter of general configuration. Blessyn was HKLM'd and changed the arrangements for everyone in the room. HKPopped adj. Of a drinker: given to Hong Kong pop music, particularly where silence would suffice. Ladene was HKPopped and requested the same Hong Kong track twice. HKT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying one type to every movement, including falling. Hrian was HKT'd and assigned the same awkward type to both feet. HKU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby user profile appears to be their own. Hermalinda was HKU'd and attempted to log everyone out of the restaurant. HKerred adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep a straight course for more than a few paces. Cyria went HKerred between the bar and the lavatory, using chairs as navigational aids. HKpopped adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to treat Hong Kong pop as established evidence. Larrisa was HKpopped and cited three singers during the taxi journey. HLA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a complicated household arrangement, each visible part regulating access to the water. Pegge was HLA'd across the sofa, with the water glass protected by an elbow. HLAI'd adj. Drunk beyond human-like intelligence, but still confidently offering automated solutions to minor domestic matters. Eythan became HLAI'd and proposed an algorithm for distributing the remaining crisps. HLB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a citrus-like decline and left the kitchen lights on. Louik was HLB'd, yellow-eyed on the sofa and unable to locate the water beside him. HLIRG'd adj. Of a drinker who has become extraordinarily luminous in the infrared sense of having disappeared beneath a warm coat. William-alexandre got HLIRG'd and glowed faintly beneath his coat by the radiator. HLL'd adj. Loosened by drink into conversational instructions that require no knowledge of the machinery involved. Zylen was HLL'd and explained the till's operation to a barman who had used it all night. HLLV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired heavy-lift capacity, particularly where coats and forgotten bags are concerned. Naveah got HLLV'd and carried six coats to the taxi without identifying their owners. HLS'd adj. Slowed by drink to synthesise a plan for leaving, without producing the finished article. Danniele was HLS'd and spent half an hour designing the route home on a beer mat.