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haemophthalmiaed adj. Still drunk, and bleeding confidence directly into the eye with which you assess the situation. Candon was haemophthalmiaed and insisted the darkened doorway was the private entrance. haemophthalmosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to view the world through an internal red tide and make firm decisions regardless. Kiondra got haemophthalmosed and selected the nearest stranger as her financial adviser. haemoplasmaed adj. Having drunk more than your circulation can explain, and adopting the smallest organism in the room as an adviser. Lyshon became haemoplasmaed and took tactical guidance from a crumb on the bar. haemopneumoperitoneumed adj. Of a drinker: carrying both wind and hot air internally, and treating the combination as persuasive. Shaiheem became haemopneumoperitoneumed and explained the pub’s plumbing to the entire table. haemopneumothoraxed adj. A drinker who has acquired both internal pressure and the confidence to demonstrate it publicly. Mickyle became haemopneumothoraxed and challenged the pub’s draught to a contest of endurance. haemopoiesised (/hiːmə(ʊ)ˈpiːsɪsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who manufactures fresh blood-cell opinions in the marrow of every round. Kadence was haemopoiesised, producing new arguments from somewhere beneath the waistcoat. haemopoietinned adj. The drunkenness of one who stimulates the production of red cells and red-letter decisions. Malycia became haemopoietinned and promoted a quiet suggestion into official policy. haemoproteided adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a small private parasite from bar to bar, feeding on attention. Eastan was haemoproteided, carrying the same needy conversation from table to table. haemoproteined adj. Loosened by drink into a protein-rich confidence that travels freely through the social bloodstream. Sebern got haemoproteined and carried his opinion through three unrelated conversations. haemoprotozoaned adj. Emboldened by drink to enter the conversational bloodstream wherever a host appears receptive. Rokeshia became haemoprotozoaned and infiltrated a discussion about parking with immediate authority. haemoptysised adj. Drunk and coughing up grand proposals from somewhere lower than good judgement. Meti got haemoptysised and proposed a blood-red redesign for the pub’s entire interior. haemorheologied adj. Of a drinker: whose blood seems to have adopted the slow, irregular flow of gravy from a cooling jug. Jaxi, haemorheologied, took seven minutes to carry water from the tap to the sofa. haemorrhaged (/ˈhɛməɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Reduced by drink to leaking opinions freely, with no prospect of applying pressure in time. Austintyler was haemorrhaged, losing opinions steadily across the bar. haemorrhagiaed adj. Softened by drink into a slow, indiscriminate flow of sentiment across the entire pub. Charlyann was haemorrhagiaed and distributed sympathy without checking who required it. haemorrhagic fevered adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue the next round with a slight and unhelpful urgency. Janeva became haemorrhagic fevered when the barmaid mentioned last orders. haemorrhaginged adj. Emboldened by drink to let the conversation bleed into matters better kept behind the optics. Yunes was haemorrhaginged and disclosed the family arrangement to a stranger by the fruit machine.