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haemorrhoidal diseased adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, pained progress of someone avoiding an unforgiving chair. Jinora was haemorrhoidal diseased and crossed the pub one cautious cushion at a time. haemorrhoidectomied adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats the sofa as an elective procedure. Marcelius was haemorrhoidectomied, gradually removing himself from the evening and settling among cushions. haemorrhoided adj. Softened by drink into a tender domestic presence, best lowered carefully onto the sofa. Rolondo, haemorrhoided, accepted the cushion with the solemnity of a clinical intervention. haemoscoped adj. Drunk enough to adjust the thickness of every drink before allowing the round to proceed. Richella was haemoscoped and judged the stout's layer by eye before taking a sip. haemosiderinned adj. Drunk enough to leave a lasting brownish record of the evening on the kitchen worktop. Evelyn-maria was haemosiderinned, depositing a tea-coloured ring beside the glass of water. haemosiderinuriaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic dignity, with the bathroom becoming the evening's principal destination. Krishawn was haemosiderinuriaed, making repeated, purposeful journeys from sofa to bathroom. haemosiderophaged adj. Drunk, with the result that you consume the kitchen's remaining dark fragments as though clearing a blood supply. Andreeas was haemosiderophaged, collecting burnt toast crumbs from the worktop with quiet concentration. haemosiderosised adj. Drunk to the extent of depositing a stubborn evening-coloured residue on the glass, sofa and worktop. Shanque was haemosiderosised, leaving a dark ring wherever the water glass briefly rested. haemospasiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who draws every last drop from the round and sends it somewhere unexpected. Shacora got haemospasiaed and persuaded the table to redirect the remaining stout. haemospermiaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary discretion, with the conversation acquiring an unfortunate red-margin annotation. Shantrese grew haemospermiaed and annotated the evening with details no one had requested. haemosporidianed adj. Drunk past the point of moving alone, yet still spreading through the pub in small, parasitic stages. Giacomina was haemosporidianed and reached the snug by several hesitant appearances. haemostaseologied adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on stopping trouble before it reaches the vital parts. Gay became haemostaseologied and explained how to contain the argument near the dartboard. haemostasiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to keep every mishap neatly bottled up, particularly the one involving the landlord. Juwanda grew haemostasiaed and concealed the broken glass beneath a heroic arrangement of crisps. haemostasised adj. Drunk and keeping every troublesome fluid, opinion and secret firmly inside. Edmund was haemostasised, holding his pint, his temper and the evening's worst story in. haemostated adj. Of a drinker who has clamped the evening shut and permitted no further bleeding of time. Graice got haemostated and declared the bar closed, though the staff remained unconvinced. haemostaticked adj. Drunk to a degree that you staunch every minor mishap with the bar towel. Adryan got haemostaticked and applied a bar towel to a harmless splash.