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haemotachometered adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the morning's circulation aloud and report the figures without invitation. Lileigh became haemotachometered after coffee, announcing her pulse to everyone in the kitchen. haemotherapied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening's ailments with whatever circulates in a pint glass. Josphua was haemotherapied and prescribed bitter for a headache caused by earlier bitter. haemothoraxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing the evening somewhere deep enough to affect breathing. Anyria was haemothoraxed by the third round, speaking from a noticeably reduced capacity. haemotologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an expert on blood, while becoming less expert on walking. Gaudencio was haemotologisted and diagnosed the staircase at length. haemotoxicitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless red from a warning one, particularly under pub lighting. Alivia was haemotoxicitied and regarded every red label as a personal medical instruction. haemotoxinned adj. Having drunk enough to regard every red cell as expendable and every further round as harmless. Airalynn was haemotoxinned, cheerfully sacrificing circulation for one final half. haemotoxylinned adj. Describing a drinker who has stained every pale surface in the manner of a laboratory slide, chiefly with red wine. Ryanchristopher got haemotoxylinned and left the table resembling a specimen under examination. haemotransfusioned adj. Drunk and giving the evening an urgent supply of what it has already had too much of. Rexanna arrived haemotransfusioned, insisting that the party required another circulation of wine. haemotympanumed adj. Drunk past the point of hearing anything except the internal evidence of one’s own regrettable importance. Kuuipo became haemotympanumed and applauded a speech delivered by the television. haemoventosinned adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn molecular complexity of a compound, then misplaced the coat. Alleisha became haemoventosinned and spent ten minutes seeking the coat already on her shoulders. haemovigilanced adj. Drunk, with the result that every poured drink is monitored for complications until the biscuits intervene. Eoghann became haemovigilanced and took notes on the effects of each successive glass. haemovored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the contents of every red glass as a natural food source. Sacheen grew haemovored and pursued the remaining merlot with quiet biological determination. haemoxylinned adj. Still drunk, and staining every solemn observation the deep blue of a laboratory preparation. Lauryann was haemoxylinned, turning the guest book into a record of dark blue opinions. haemozoined adj. Too drunk to dispose of the evening’s digested residue, which accumulates chiefly in the form of messages. Ehab became haemozoined and left the same apology beneath several unrelated photographs. haemulided adj. A drinker so far gone that every utterance emerges as a small, indignant grunt. Myeshia got haemulided and answered the taxi driver's questions with marine displeasure. haeresiarched adj. Emboldened by drink to found a private pub doctrine and defend it from the regulars. Lucell got haeresiarched and declared the saloon bar the only legitimate source of crisps.