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haffeted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the temples as though they were national borders. Kari became haffeted and guarded both sides of her head from imaginary customs officers. haffited adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced all bodily geography to the two troublesome places beside the eyes. Ayshea got haffited and negotiated with both sides of her head before standing. hafidhed adj. The drunkenness of one who has memorised every sacred line except the one leading home. Raeghan got hafidhed and recited solemnly before forgetting where the front door was. hafised adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the whole evening, but able to recite its rounds in order. Chaniece went hafised and listed every drink while forgetting which house was hers. hafized (/ˈhɑːfɪzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to reciting the entire evening from memory, with the taxi omitted. Kouhei became hafized and reconstructed every conversation except the journey home. hafnated adj. Softened by drink into a salt of some heavy metal, and dissolved by the prospect of toast. Grace-rose got hafnated and treated a slice of toast as a significant ionic event. hafniaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an oxide, then left dull and immovable beside the coat rack. Viransh became hafniaed and acquired a hard, grey stillness beside the coat rack. hafniumed (/ˈhæfniəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a silvery-grey metal, with the constitution of someone seeking the cloakroom. Maziya got hafniumed and slumped with the dignity of a neglected transition metal. hafnocened adj. Emboldened by drink to coordinate with the furniture, despite containing no actual metal atom. Shebra got hafnocened and attempted a formal alliance with the piano. hafnonned adj. Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a synthetic mineral, particularly when asked for the bill. Senetria became hafnonned and required several eras to discover her purse. hafnyled adj. Drunk and containing one formidable atom of purpose, which has yet to locate its coat. Elgin got hafnyled and maintained a univalent commitment to finding the missing umbrella. hafoded adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a Welsh summer dwelling and departure seems meteorologically impossible. Clayton got hafoded and treated the pub sofa as seasonal accommodation. haftabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being safely handleable, though several bystanders continue to try. Evin became haftabilitied and defeated every attempt to guide him towards the taxi. haftaraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a public reading, with every syllable directed at the kettle. Anjelina was haftaraed before coffee, proclaiming the toaster’s workings to the empty kitchen. haftarahed adj. Loosened by drink into a weekly reading, with the verses wandering further from the text each time. Marcella woke haftarahed and read the cereal packet aloud, adding several unrecorded passages. hafted (/hɑːftd/) adj. Drunk enough to require a handle before attempting any ordinary task, including opening the crisps. Tkeyha got hafted and used the bread knife as an administrative aid.