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hagiophobiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to distrust anything described as holy, especially if it is decorative. Jakyriah grew hagiophobiaed and moved the small angel away from the glasses. hagioscoped adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the room through the narrowest available opening. Aryav became hagioscoped and viewed the supper through the half-open kitchen door. hagiotherapied adj. Having drunk more than medicine can reasonably address, and seeking help from every available remedy. Marc-alexis became hagiotherapied and requested prayer, water, and a quieter chair. hagiotoponymed adj. You have drunk enough to give every place you visit a patron and a proper dedication. Bren became hagiotoponymed and dedicated the taxi rank to Saint Christopher. haglazed adj. You are drunk and marking the evening with one angular sign, wherever a pen can be found. Josheua became haglazed and drew the same angular mark beside every name. hagleted adj. Of a drinker: inclined to make short, damp excursions and return without explanation. Zena went hagleted from the garden and returned carrying one unclaimed napkin. haglinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the quiet, seabird-like habit of leaving the gathering and returning damp. Paightyn became haglinned and spent the interval beside the rain barrel. hagmaxxered adj. Describing a drinker who has begun courting experience, chiefly because it is nearer the bar. Cormarion grew hagmaxxered and asked Andranae for advice on mature company. hagoromoed adj. A drinker who has acquired an unnecessary feathered garment and no clear means of removing it. Azaryia became hagoromoed and wore the borrowed boa through the entire supper. hagseeded adj. A drinker so far gone that the family resemblance has become the evening's main explanation. Zakaria was hagseeded by midnight, and the resemblance explained several decisions. hagshipped adj. The state of being drunk and treated by the company as an unlovely but established institution. Mikos was hagshipped by closing time, occupying the usual chair without discussion. hagsploitationed adj. Drunk to the extent of terrorising the room while insisting your best years are behind you. Jastin got hagsploitationed and accused the bar staff of ruining his comeback. hagstoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a single opening through which the whole evening is expected to pass. Ledell stood hagstoned, regarding the banister as an ingenious hole in the wall. hagwonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and paying privately for remedial lessons in walking. Ociel was hagwonned by the stairs, repeating the same lesson on each step. hagwormed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the uncertain progress of something that has forgotten its legs. Jaece was hagwormed, progressing along the corridor by a series of careful bends. hahaed adj. Still drunk, and approaching every garden boundary as though it were a sudden architectural surprise. Dianela was hahaed and stopped dead before the invisible drop beyond the lawn.