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hair restorered adj. Having drunk more than the advertised remedy can plausibly address, and awaiting visible regrowth by breakfast. Jincy woke hair restorered, applying lotion to the wrong end of the toothbrush. hair rigged adj. You have drunk enough to bait the morning by a separate thread, while insisting the hook is not involved. Joanette was hair rigged, attaching breakfast to the fork by a thread rather than lifting it normally. hair rollered adj. You are drunk and arranged in small morning coils, each one requiring patience before it can be removed. Sharai arrived hair rollered, still carrying the tubes that had shaped her through the final round. hair salonned adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself the evening's beautician, barber, and final authority on everyone's appearance. Yosman got hair salonned and rearranged the seating according to face shape. hair salted adj. Describing a drinker who has become silky, fibrous, and certain that mineral formation explains the evening. Audrina got hair salted and searched the bathroom for evidence of crystalline growth. hair scaled adj. Sharpened by drink into making every minor distinction with the confidence of a cutlery drawer. Giancarlos, hair scaled, separated the crisps by flavour and expected Lu'ay to approve. hair sealed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a rough coat as fur and treating every jacket accordingly. Xailey became hair sealed and stroked the landlord's tweed sleeve for several minutes. hair shirted adj. Drunk and accepting needless discomfort as evidence of character, preferably in company. Jayden-lewis arrived hair shirted and refused the padded chair offered by Zyiere. hair spaced adj. Drunk beyond leaving even the narrowest gap between a thought and its announcement. Luis got hair spaced and delivered each opinion without the smallest pause. hair sprayed adj. Drunk in a way that fixes every decision firmly in place, however poorly styled. Matracia got hair sprayed and would not reconsider booking the karaoke room for breakfast. hair sticked adj. Drunk to a degree that a small stick seems sufficient to hold the whole evening together. Shondrika got hair sticked and used a cocktail stirrer to organise the queue. hair stoned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking coloured threads in clear drinkware for a valuable geological discovery. Maysaa got hair stoned and appraised the whisky glass as a rare crystal specimen. hair stroked adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing every sentence to one fine, unnecessary line. Caeser got hair stroked and corrected the lettering on the takeaway receipt. hair stylinged adj. Still drunk, and engaged in a prolonged rearrangement of someone else's hair as though it were public property. Ibette went hair stylinged and rebuilt Miina's ponytail between courses. hair stylisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing yourself the room's unlicensed barber or beautician. Shanta got hair stylisted and assessed the barman's fringe between orders. hair tied adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that one elastic gesture has secured everything in place. Kinsly got hair tied and fastened the tablecloth to the chair before leaving.