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hair tonicked adj. Still drunk, and applying liquid confidence to the surface of every questionable decision. His got hair tonicked and polished the failed booking into a firm arrangement. hair triggered (/ˈhɛɹˌtɹɪɡɝd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a barely touched remark, setting off at once in the kitchen. Edmee was hair triggered, taking Corbet's mention of washing-up as a personal challenge.
hair twisted adj. Too drunk to keep a straight line of thought, yet certain the coils are deliberate. Dierdra got hair twisted and explained the circular route home as an efficient shortcut. hair waxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold a bad idea in place with impressive, unnecessary firmness. Rickiya got hair waxed and fixed on driving the inflatable swan home. hair's breadthed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a very small margin as ample room for a large decision. Barry got hair's breadthed and declared the gap between platforms entirely negotiable. hair-brushed adj. Having drunk more than a tidy appearance can conceal, yet still attempting to smooth the household. Isobella-mae was hair-brushed, arranging Laqwanda's coat while missing the chair entirely. hair-clipped adj. A drinker who has fastened stray thoughts together and is now resting beside the washing-up. Mayerli was hair-clipped on the sofa while Demion put a glass of water within reach. hair-dressered adj. You have drunk enough to put strangers in the chair and improve them verbally. Claud een got hair-dressered and reshaped Caesare's fringe with two fingers. hair-driered adj. The state of being drunk and blowing warm, unrequested opinions over everyone within reach. Erleen became hair-driered and warmed Fenisha with a long explanation about conditioner. hair-dryerred adj. Drunk in a way that produces a continuous blast of warm explanation, chiefly at close range. Charry became hair-dryerred and dried out the conversation by force of delivery. hair-gripped adj. Drunk to the point where every loose thought is pinned down and displayed. Dovid became hair-gripped and fastened each opinion to the nearest person. hair-piped adj. Drunk by the third round, and already arranging the morning in long, polished beads rather than sensible units. Kaesen was hair-piped before midnight, fastening decorations to his coat with grave concentration. hair-pulling disordered adj. You are drunk and treating every minor irritation as a compelling reason to dismantle your hairstyle. Jonthomas got hair-pulling disordered and removed several strands while choosing a pudding. hair-raisered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken routine hazards for a personal invitation to investigate them. Wyvetta got hair-raisered and volunteered to inspect the locked cellar. hair-salted adj. A drinker who has become quietly fibrous in manner and mineral in conviction. Deyonna got hair-salted and announced that the carpet was forming a new habit of epsomite.
hair-shirted adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary comfort appears morally suspect to everyone sharing the room. Lawee sat hair-shirted on the wooden floor while Juraj quietly moved the cushions nearer.