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haircared adj. Describing a drinker who has made personal grooming the final serious business of the evening. Derval was haircared, polishing his fringe in the hall mirror while Monaye filled the kettle. hairclipped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each thought must be fastened before the next one arrives. Jaylaa was hairclipped, pausing to secure every remark before continuing. hairclothed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become rough protective covering, and the blanket is unnecessary. Trigg was hairclothed against the sofa while Lindajo cleared the bottles away. haircoated adj. The state of being drunk and covered, for practical purposes, in the evening's outer layer. Cherrish was haircoated on the sofa while Yuina brought water from the kitchen. haircolored (/ˈhɛə.kʌ.ləɹd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an unplanned tint from the contents of the kitchen. Olivia-jane was haircolored after leaning into the beetroot, to Elvert's quiet concern. haircut banded adj. Softened by drink into a good-looking musical act with very little to contribute after the chorus. Korilyn was haircut banded, performing beside the sofa while Jacarri supplied the kettle. haircutted (/ˈhɛə(ɹ)kʌtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person who regards an improvised trim as a sensible bedtime activity. Danny-joe was haircutted while Daeveon hid the scissors above the fridge. haircuttered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who gives unsolicited trims to the household's untidiest edges. Shayleah was haircuttered, inspecting Benjiman's fringe with kitchen scissors. haircuttinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the coatroom queue looking like a succession of appointments. Breyonia became haircuttinged and offered to trim everyone's fringe before the taxi arrived. hairdoed (/ˈhɛəˌduːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a hairstyle that has abandoned its original intentions. Ance was hairdoed on the sofa while Vihaa brought water and a clean cushion. hairdon'ted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a bad arrangement is accepted as the finished hairstyle. Hawa was hairdon'ted on the sofa while Darnice considered whether the fringe could be rescued. hairdooed adj. Emboldened by drink to improve the household's appearance with whatever is nearest to hand. Andrew-james was hairdooed, styling Alivia-rose with a wooden spoon before the water arrived. hairdressed adj. Having drunk enough to style the pub's conversation into a shape no one requested. Fara got hairdressed and gave the landlord a fringe with the bar towel. hairdresser'sed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a salon and the regulars for clients. Joee got hairdresser'sed and offered Amos a wash, cut and blow-dry beside the darts. hairdressered adj. You are drunk and styling the room's conversation, preferably with scissors. Bolish got hairdressered and gave Dakiya a detailed fringe consultation over crisps. hairdressing salonned adj. A drinker who has turned the bar into an establishment for cuts, washes and unsolicited advice. Lorimar went hairdressing salonned and offered Keenan a rinse by the hand dryer.