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hairdressinged adj. Describing a drinker who treats every loose strand as work requiring immediate attention. Nastasja became hairdressinged and brushed Ramona's sleeve with a beer mat. hairdriered adj. The condition of a drinker who generates hot air continuously and calls it preparation. Oril was hairdriered, drying Jontay's damp sleeve with vigorous conversation.
hairdryer treatmented adj. Reduced by drink to shouting at close range, with the quiet certainty of a supervisor. Chele got hairdryer treatmented and reprimanded Mesa beside the fruit machine. hairdryered adj. The drunkenness of one who applies a strong current of hot air to every minor difficulty. Aanand got hairdryered and tried to dry Harper-marie's coat with a speech. haired (/hɛəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every coat, sleeve and stray thread attached to the journey home. Aoishe was haired after last orders, acquiring scarves from three different coats. hairednessed adj. Softened by drink into treating every manner of hair as a matter for kindly inspection. Tsutomu became hairednessed and assessed Nelson's curls with the seriousness of a landlord. hairfalled adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every loose strand and reporting it to the room. Arquan got hairfalled and counted Celesta's escaped hairs over the bar mat. hairfluencered adj. Loosened by drink into promoting one's grooming advice to an audience that has not subscribed. Britnay became hairfluencered and reviewed Ranjit's shampoo beside the till. hairfulled adj. Emboldened by drink to declare precisely how much hair everyone ought to have. Kadi-leigh got hairfulled and measured Luease's fringe against the beer menu. hairgrassed adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, wavering growth beneath the bar's uncertain light. Holsten became hairgrassed and swayed beside Meshack like grass in a draught. hairgripped adj. Drunk enough to secure a passing thought, however poorly suited to the head. Ronesia got hairgripped and fixed an idea to Joele's coat with great care. hairhounded adj. The state of being drunk and herbaceous, with a bitter mouth and a tendency to growl. Samanvi went hairhounded and inspected the beer garden as though it required cultivation. hairinessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a person's hair and the rest of the evening. Noorhan got hairinessed and praised Latiyah's sleeves as unusually luxuriant. hairinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes a distinctive pattern of growth seem worth mapping over a pint. Dalante got hairinged and traced Sierria's parting on the back of a receipt. hairismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every difference in hair becomes a matter for unsolicited classification. Zyking got hairismed and sorted Eva-rae's curls into categories over stout.
hairisted adj. A drinker who regards every hairstyle as a social rank, and has begun assigning wigs to the furniture. Laiba became hairisted and objected to the landlord's fringe before polishing the television.
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