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hairwinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation seem suitable for a fishing fly. Breeana got hairwinged and attached a feather to the menu. hairworked adj. Drunk, with the result that personal adornment begins to seem best made from hair. Arhaa became hairworked and offered a lock for the brooch. hairworkered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes human hair appear a reasonable jewellery material. Tatiyonna was hairworkered and began pricing the room's jewellery by the strand. hairworkinged adj. Drunk to the extent of turning loose hair into a small, wearable inheritance. Ksawier got hairworkinged and asked whose hair could be spared for a bracelet. hairwormed adj. Drunk on the strength of moving through the evening in a long, improbable coil. Barbi spent the latter part of the party hairwormed beneath the table. hairy Darling peaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every modest flower as a matter of distinction. Traven became hairy Darling peaed and inspected the landlord's plants by torchlight. hairy armadilloed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding with the cautious, low-slung determination of a small armoured mammal. Arleya left hairy armadilloed, keeping close to the kerb and avoiding puddles. hairy armed adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing an obvious error where the client will admire it. Daejhun went hairy armed and enlarged the logo until nobody mentioned the missing page. hairy ballsed adj. Still drunk, and regarding a round, bristly plant as an adequate conversational companion. Esau became hairy ballsed and carried the greenhouse specimen into the lounge. hairy canaried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private anatomical reference from suitable dinner conversation. Kaiyu got hairy canaried and discussed the matter beside the birthday cake. hairy celled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a microscope slide as a personal portrait. Xaivier became hairy celled and asked whether the slide looked tired. hairy click beetled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and still producing a small, audible spring when seated. Lynnis got hairy click beetled and sprang up whenever the music stopped. hairy elbow syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to raise both arms in situations that call for neither. Donne got hairy elbow syndromed at the wake and conducted the last chorus from the pew. hairy eyeballed adj. You are drunk and looking askance at the crisps as though they have disappointed you personally. Alicia-mae was hairy eyeballed, giving the bowl of crisps a prolonged assessment. hairy frogged adj. Of a drinker: damp in appearance, unexpectedly textured, and inclined to remain where placed. Macilynn was hairy frogged by midnight, settled beside the radiator without complaint. hairy hedgehoged adj. Of a drinker who has become small, bristly and reluctant to accept assistance. Jaqual was hairy hedgehoged under the coat rack, declining all offers of transport.