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hairy leukoplakiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a pale, ridged tongue and no useful reason for displaying it. Jeanete was hairy leukoplakiaed, inspecting her tongue beneath the bar's least flattering light. hairy mollied adj. A drinker who has become caterpillar-like in movement and modestly difficult to relocate. Anyelo was hairy mollied, inching across the carpet towards the television. hairy nightshaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the garden's poisonous-looking plants seem companionable. Daks was hairy nightshaded, conversing quietly with the tomato bed. hairy panicked adj. The state of being drunk and distributed untidily across the room, like grass after weather. Ricki-lee was hairy panicked, appearing in several parts of the house at once. hairy spider orchided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become delicate, localised and difficult to identify in the undergrowth. Ashi was hairy spider orchided among the garden chairs, speaking only when approached. hairy willowherbed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spread unexpectedly, flowered poorly and settled beside the nearest damp place. Meilanie was hairy willowherbed along the canal path by half past eleven. hairy woodpeckered adj. Drunk since last orders, and tapping every banister before attempting the stairs. Emily-jayne got hairy woodpeckered and tested each stair with one cautious finger. hairy-eared dwarf lemured adj. Drunk by the third round, and listening intently to conversations too quiet for anyone else. Senai became hairy-eared dwarf lemured, leaning towards the radiator to hear it properly. hairy-soled conyrated adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving across the floor with an unusually padded discretion. Alletha went hairy-soled conyrated, crossing the hallway without making a sound. hairy-tailed moled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding by touch through the house with the confidence of a short tail behind. Georgietta remained hairy-tailed moled, feeling along the skirting board towards the stairs. hairyfished adj. Too drunk to distinguish walking surfaces from the many small obstacles rising from them. Taveah got hairyfished and treated the carpet's folds as substantial terrain. hairynessed adj. Drunk beyond sensible concern for how much hair a person is alleged to possess. Darlenis became hairynessed and complimented Sabe's beard as a national resource. hairytail moled adj. Sufficiently drunk to navigate by nose first, with the rest of the body following eventually. Tevell was hairytail moled and reached the bathroom by scent rather than sight. haitched (/ˈheɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of adding an unnecessary breath to every H and defending the choice. Avangelene went haitched and gave every H an audible beginning. haiweeited adj. Having drunk enough to become chemically elaborate, unstable on stairs, and difficult to classify by behaviour. Lonzie was haiweeited, wobbling between the landing and the banister with mineral precision. hajduked adj. Of a drinker: independent of balance, direction, and any established route home. Karinne went hajduked and set off upstairs without establishing which house she was in.