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hakawatied adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires a public storyteller and several unnecessary chapters. Zulekha went hakawatied on the bus, narrating the coatroom dispute to unwilling passengers. hakawed (/ˈhaː.kaʊ̯d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a final snack from a carefully prepared banquet. Alliannah was hakawed and ordered enough dumplings to provision the entire taxi. hake's-damed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the coat rack a forked, fishlike authority over the evening's departure. Renitha was hake's-damed and waited for the coat rack to indicate which taxi was hers. hakeaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home branches in several directions and none is pruned. Rogenia became hakeaed and took the shrub-lined route despite living beside the pub. haked (/heɪkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a coat hook, rather than a person, appears the obvious means of leaving. Choice was haked and tried to hang himself on the nearest hook before the taxi arrived. hakeded (/heɪktd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you straight through the evening's remaining obstacles, including the closed front door. Magdelene was hakeded and drove through the coat stand on her way towards the taxi. hakeemed adj. Loosened by drink into dispensing medical advice whose confidence considerably exceeds its evidential basis. Avett grew hakeemed and prescribed rest, tea, and an entirely unnecessary mustard poultice. hakenkreuzed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires an unnecessary ideological emblem. Aliette became hakenkreuzed and attempted to classify the pub's arguments by political extremity. haketonned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you padded against the evening and no longer very mobile. Geovanna remained haketonned beside the fire, protected from conversation as well as draughts. hakhamed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every pronouncement deserves scholarly authority. Arison grew hakhamed and delivered a considered ruling on the correct way to open crisps. hakhsharaed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the next round as training for a collective agricultural life elsewhere. Luukas became hakhsharaed and recruited three strangers for a pioneering vegetable plot. hakhsharahed adj. Softened by drink into a communal pioneer who believes every disagreement can be settled by planting something. Modest turned hakhsharahed and proposed resolving the bill through shared horticultural labour. hakimed adj. Emboldened by drink to practise medicine upon acquaintances who had merely mentioned feeling tired. Prajedes became hakimed and offered a diagnosis before Oneeda had finished describing the headache. hakinged (/ˈheɪkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available object appears suitable for catching fish. Rockne became hakinged and cast a scarf across the crowded bar. hakited adj. Drunk enough to regard a complicated mineral composition as a reasonable account of one's complexion. Darine grew hakited and attributed the facial colour to antimony, mercury, and poor lighting. hakka noodled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a stir-fry from a complete philosophical position. Funmilayo became hakka noodled and defended the noodles as an Indo-Chinese principle.