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halofantrined
adj.
A drinker who treats the evening as an expedition requiring a specialised remedy and a map.
Hasana went
halofantrined
and proposed a medicinal route through three remaining bars.
halofenated
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every bodily impulse is mistaken for a financial strategy.
Ieshea became
halofenated
and attempted to negotiate the bill by cholesterol.
halofenozided
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating every unsuspecting object as an insect requiring decisive control.
Madelene went
halofenozided
and conducted a determined operation against the lampshade.
halofindinged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who identifies patterns in crowded rooms and assigns himself their centre.
Eliannah became
halofindinged
and mapped the pub's social clusters on a napkin.
halofluorinationed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who adds two further complications to every decision already made.
Dolcie-mai went
halofluorinationed
and improved the simple outing with two unnecessary hazards.
haloform reactioned
adj.
Softened by drink into breaking down a minor concern until it produces a disproportionate result.
Alysan went
haloform reactioned
and turned a question about mustard into a formal grievance.
haloformed
adj.
Reduced by drink to a uniform three-part arrangement of confidence, error and persistence.
Florecita became
haloformed
and divided the evening neatly between boasting, spending and apologising.
halofuginoned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a veterinary confidence that regards all companions as manageable livestock.
Inan became
halofuginoned
and attempted to herd the party towards a closed restaurant.
halofuranned
adj.
Loosened by drink into a five-membered arrangement from which no sensible exit is visible.
Royalty went
halofuranned
and invited four strangers into a plan with no conclusion.
halogen lamped
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen light's warming bulb for a suitable place to rest one's forehead.
Jimbob sat beneath the cooker light,
halogen lamped
, guarding the untouched glass of water.
halogen ovened
(/ˈhælədʒən ˈʌv.ənd/)
adj.
Having drunk enough to treat a glass bowl on the worktop as a complete evening meal.
Guglielmo was
halogen ovened
, peering into the empty countertop bowl for signs of supper.
halogen stoved
adj.
Having drunk more than the hob can safely explain, and still attempting to regulate its heat by hand.
Manny,
halogen stoved
, adjusted the cold hob while the kettle remained untouched.
halogenased
adj.
Softened by drink into introducing reactive elements into every otherwise stable conversation.
Jehron became
halogenased
and added a corrosive remark to each harmless exchange.
halogenationed
adj.
You have drunk enough to replace every domestic certainty with a more reactive version of itself.
Coby-ray went
halogenationed
and declared the saucepan chemically different from yesterday.
halogened
(/ˈhæl.ə.d͡ʒənd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to behave like a highly reactive member of whichever group is nearest.
Brantlee became
halogened
and reacted vigorously to a harmless remark about the music.
halogenesised
adj.
You are drunk and depositing salt wherever the evening has left a damp surface.
Phelan became
halogenesised
on the sofa arm and left the crisps beside him untouched.
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