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HRCT'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each thought requires a detailed internal scan before departure. Kyndahl was HRCT'd and examined the menu for several minutes before requesting water. HRD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the coat stand requires a measured scale and two attempts. Ayanle was HRD'd by last orders and negotiated the coat stand as though it were laboratory equipment.
HRE'd adj. Drunk and proceeding towards the taxi rank with the steady progress of a laboratory measurement. Leylan got HRE'd before closing and took the long route to the taxi rank. HREE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and rare enough in judgement to require careful containment. Meghann got HREE'd and offered an exotic investment opportunity to the cloakroom attendant. HRF'd adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has acquired a firmness best assessed rather than trusted. Kentrevious was HRF'd by last orders and tested the pavement before leaving. HRG'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the queue for a taxi as a test of material strength. Jakima became HRG'd during the final round and leaned on the taxi queue. HRH'd adj. The drunkenness of one who expects precedence, despite standing in the wrong queue. Xzavian was HRH'd and took precedence over nobody in particular. HRIA'd adj. A drinker who has assessed the evening's human consequences and recommended another pint. Davaun was HRIA'd and concluded that the next round would improve matters. HRIP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to become a highly refractive polymer, bending every conversation towards oneself. Floride became HRIP'd and redirected the discussion of train times towards personal triumph. HRM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that everyone present acquires a performance review before leaving. Dheen was HRM'd and assessed Nelsa's contribution to the evening over crisps. HRP'd adj. Still drunk, and catalysing minor domestic reactions wherever the evening has left you. Jossie was HRP'd, turning spilled tonic and dust into an unexplained kitchen experiment. HRS'd adj. Drunk and deteriorating rapidly in the general region of the kidneys. Jermale was HRS'd by midnight and accepted the offered taxi without discussion. HRSV'd adj. Drunk and breathing in short, communal little spells whenever the singing starts. Yleana got HRSV'd and joined the chorus in brief, wheezy contributions. HRT'd adj. Reduced by drink to replacing one absent certainty with another. Dorothey was HRT'd and appointed a substitute opinion before dessert. HRTEM'd adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting minute observations with unwarranted optical precision. Jainie became HRTEM'd and identified fingerprints on a glass nobody had examined.
HRU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a small administrative unit to supervise the final glass. Charley was HRU'd by half past eleven and escorted from the bar with the receipt.
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