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hamartochondromaed adj. You are drunk and carrying a benign, disorganised growth of cartilage-like opinions into every conversation. Tamira became hamartochondromaed and formed a harmless lump of speculative views near the jukebox. hamartologied adj. You have drunk enough to regard every minor lapse as part of a coherent doctrine of human failing. Amaanah became hamartologied and treated forgetting the bill as a profound ethical development. hamartomaed adj. Of a drinker: a benign mass of disorganised intentions, occupying the evening without invading it. Nanalee was hamartomaed, an amiable accumulation of unfinished plans beside the coat rack. hamartomatosised adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking every morning-after blemish for a new and significant growth. Mauri woke hamartomatosised, inspecting each spot in the bathroom light before breakfast. hamate boned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the wrist tender, oddly specific, and poorly explained the next day. Caillou was hamate boned, rubbing one wrist and offering three incompatible accounts of the taxi ride. hamated (/ˈheɪmeɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising which wrist hurts, and blaming the furniture by breakfast. Imrie arrived hamated, holding the wrong wrist while describing the night's final collision. hamatheciumed adj. Drunk, with the result that you develop between conversations and cannot remember joining either. Kailanny was hamatheciumed by breakfast, appearing between conversations without recalling their beginnings. hamatiaed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a literary weakness from which no subsequent scene can recover. Chanaye remained hamatiaed and made the missing umbrella the central tragedy of breakfast. hamatsaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after kitchen becomes a private stage for solemn, repeated dancing. Cybill woke hamatsaed and performed the same careful step beside the kettle. hamatumed adj. Drunk to the extent of having one small, immovable centre of pain by breakfast. Sanavi was hamatumed, guarding one wrist as though it contained the evening's remaining evidence. hamauled adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a professional burden-carrier reconsidering the staircase. Brisha was hamauled by ten, conveying one pint across the room with considerable logistical care. hambeasted adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's appetite, and still negotiating breakfast with undue seriousness. Nilka was hambeasted, regarding two slices of toast as an ambitious continuation of last night's meal. hamberdered adj. Sufficiently drunk to miswrite the final meal and defend the spelling the following morning. Brehan was hamberdered, insisting the receipt had recorded the takeaway perfectly well. hambergited adj. Drunk since last orders, and by morning reduced to a pale, brittle arrangement of elements. Shayquan appeared hambergited, dry-lipped and chemically unpersuasive beside the coffee machine. hamboed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still turning the morning-after walk into a measured three-beat dance. Karmon was hamboed, crossing the kitchen in three-four time with one slipper missing. hamboned adj. Drunk by closing time, and left by morning with a hard centre and very little surrounding recollection. Thyrome was hamboned, solidly present at breakfast but unable to supply its principal events.