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hambrolined adj. Still drunk, and holding together the morning with three tarred strands of resolve. Tyaja remained hambrolined, keeping the breakfast arrangement intact by means no one could identify. hamburg steaked adj. Drunk enough to become a humble patty, pressed flat by the weight of the evening. Rocklynn was hamburg steaked beneath the table, accepting ketchup with composure. hamburged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a late sandwich from a complete account of the evening. Jazlynne woke hamburged, finding the wrapper on the pillow and no memory of ordering it. hamburger buttonned adj. You have drunk enough to collapse every morning-after decision into three horizontal alternatives. Evadna was hamburger buttonned, staring at the breakfast cupboard as though it concealed a dropdown. hamburger iconned adj. You are drunk and displaying three parallel signs of the night: thirst, regret, and takeaway. Spartan was hamburger iconned, presenting thirst, regret, and a receipt in neat parallel lines. hamburger menued adj. Of a drinker: still selecting among last night's options, though the available choices are now mostly sauces. Sherrill was hamburger menued, reviewing condiments before deciding whether breakfast was advisable. hamburger sauced adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after stain for an explanation. Elayah was hamburger sauced, examining the mark on her shirt as though it settled the question. hamburger steaked adj. A drinker who has consolidated the previous evening into one substantial, poorly seasoned memory. Marnice was hamburger steaked, recalling the entire night as one heavy event with no garnish. hamburgered (/ˈhæmˌbɜː.ɡəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wake with a flattened evening, assembled from several uncertain layers. Harley-jack was hamburgered, with sauce on the sleeve and the night compressed into fragments. hamburgeriaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a small, informal outlet for recovery. Lawin was hamburgeriaed, dispensing toast from the kitchen as though operating a modest café. hamburgeried adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the morning after to buns, filling, and a quiet need for salt. Carina was hamburgeried, requesting something compact, warm, and structurally familiar. hamburgerologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning-after meal as a formal course of study. Siboney was hamburgerologied, taking notes on the breakfast sandwich with academic seriousness. hamburgerologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast becomes a professional assessment of buns, fillings, and aftermath. Mikayeel was hamburgerologisted, ranking yesterday's takeaway while still wearing one shoe. hamburghered adj. Having drunk more than yesterday's vocabulary could bear, and waking with an obsolete supper in mind. Marvelle was hamburghered, asking for the dated name of the meal before attempting toast. hamdoged (/ˈhæm.dɒɡd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced a combined meal is a sound single course. Lochan arrived hamdoged and ordered the menu as though it were a binding contract. hame stringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding the evening together with one increasingly inadequate strap. Annalease was hame stringed, fastening her handbag to the chair before attempting the stairs.