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hamed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every covering as something that ought to come off. Mikelann got hamed and began removing the tablecloth to inspect the table beneath. hameliaed adj. Still drunk, and growing brightly in the wrong place with considerable confidence. Sharaye was hameliaed beside the coat stand, flourishing despite repeated requests to go home.
hamentasched adj. Too drunk to distinguish a filled pastry from a suitable container for further decisions. Jerold became hamentasched and tried to file the receipt inside a pastry. hamentashed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a filled pastry as evidence that the plan is working. Kris grew hamentashed and proposed pastries as the evening's formal governing principle. hamerkopped adj. Sharpened by drink into a long-beaked observer of every glass, coat and dropped pork scratch­ing. Deveta stood hamerkopped by the bar, watching the room with solemn concentration. hameseckened adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and treating the nearest private room as an entirely reasonable destination. Charith became hameseckened and attempted to hold a meeting in the locked pantry. hamesed adj. Having drunk enough to communicate exclusively in confident radio jargon to people nearby. Journii got hamesed and addressed the taxi queue as though coordinating a distant transmission. hamesuchened adj. You have drunk enough to mistake another person's sitting room for an extension of your own evening. Odesa grew hamesuchened and began explaining the pudding arrangement in a neighbour's lounge. hamesuckened adj. You are drunk and invading domestic space with the calm assurance of a person expected there. Jayda-lynn became hamesuckened and proceeded upstairs to look for the spare towels. hamfated (/ˈhamfatd/) adj. Of a drinker: certain that the room has appointed him to solve matters beyond his remit. Savanh was hamfated and volunteered to reorganise the entire pub's closing procedure. hamfattered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a small audience for a theatre and himself for its leading actor. Mylla got hamfattered and performed the coat-room announcement as a soliloquy. hamfested adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the gathering into an exchange fair for improbable equipment. Tramine became hamfested and attempted to trade his umbrella for a neighbour's charger. hamfistednessed adj. A drinker who handles every solution with confidence and the precision of a dropped toolbox. Birder was hamfistednessed and repaired the tap by removing the cupboard door. hamhandednessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small departure task becomes a conspicuous manual undertaking. Keaundrea got hamhandednessed and turned putting on a scarf into a public procedure. hamhocked adj. Softened by drink into a slow, jointed departure, with the coat doing most of the work. Erihanna got hamhocked and let the coat carry her towards the station.
hamigeranned adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision has become chemically elaborate and needlessly destructive. Atlas grew hamigeranned and proposed dissolving the queue to improve its movement.