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hammer benched adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to striking small decisions through holes until bedtime. Waino became hammer benched, repeatedly tapping the television remote into the same cushion. hammer blasted adj. Describing a drinker who keeps one relentless beat on the worktop while waiting for the kettle. Savreen got hammer blasted and drummed eighth notes beside the glass of water. hammer blowed adj. A drinker who delivers one decisive knock to the cupboard, then retires to the sofa. Maanya went hammer blowed after striking the cupboard once and sitting down heavily. hammer breaked adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly interrupting the kitchen light with your hand. Williams was hammer breaked, switching the kitchen light off whenever the kettle clicked. hammer dulcimered adj. Drunk beyond arranging the glasses in musical order, with the sofa appointed as sounding board. Rikita became hammer dulcimered and tapped the water glass beside the sofa in alternating tones. hammer fisted adj. The condition of a drinker who uses the side of the hand to locate the sofa. Jerriyah was hammer fisted, finding the sofa by striking its arm rather than looking. hammer headlined adj. Reduced by drink to announcing the glass of water in large type above the sofa. Shamare became hammer headlined, placing WATER in capitals on a note beside the sofa. hammer ponded (/ˈhæm.ə(ɹ)pɒndd/) adj. Softened by drink into the warm, still basin beneath the sofa cushions. Donnald was hammer ponded, sunk quietly into the sofa with water within reach. hammer priced adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning an auction value to every object on the mantelpiece. Flint got hammer priced and appraised the kettle before accepting a glass of water. hammer throwed adj. Loosened by drink into sending a cushion across the room, then missing the sofa. Abrielle went hammer throwed and sent a cushion neatly past the sofa. hammer throwered adj. Emboldened by drink to throw a cushion from the sofa into the laundry basket. Aveyon was hammer throwered and attempted the laundry basket from three metres away. hammer toed adj. Slowed by drink to negotiating the kitchen one bent step at a time. Maalik was hammer toed, crossing the kitchen carefully for a glass of water. hammer-clothed adj. Sharpened by drink into covering a household object and treating it as transport. Turrell was hammer-clothed and draped a blanket over the armchair for the journey. hammer-headed sharked adj. Drunk and searching the sofa cushions with a broad, sweeping movement for the missing remote. Marciana was hammer-headed sharked, sweeping the sofa for the remote beneath a blanket. hammer-onned adj. Drunk to the point where every touch of the kettle produces a fresh note. Tyrick got hammer-onned and played the kettle's handle like a household instrument. hammerbeamed adj. Of a drinker: roofed over by a blanket, with the sofa performing the missing tiebeam. Anjali was hammerbeamed beneath a blanket, held together by the sofa and a glass of water.