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hanacarakaed adj. Still drunk, and arranging every explanation according to an order known only to you. Fionula remained hanacarakaed, reciting the alphabet while the others cleared the plates. hanafudaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish one card game from twelve separate occasions for disagreement. Gergely got hanafudaed and assigned every guest a month before dealing anything. hanahakied adj. Sufficiently drunk to cough up romantic declarations whenever unrequited affection is mentioned. Furqaan became hanahakied after hearing a ballad and addressed the florist directly. hanaied (/ˈhɑːnaɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to offer a child to another family, provisionally and without consultation. Zakry got hanaied and attempted to place his nephew with a kinder-looking couple. hanamachied adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate, and mistaking every polite stranger for professional entertainment. Niccolas got hanamachied and tipped the receptionist for listening to his biography. hanamied adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary flowers as a public appointment requiring witnesses. Lord got hanamied and gathered the entire table outside to admire a planter. hanapered adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening’s companions and their belongings as though packing them for transport. Emanual got hanapered and collected six coats before anyone could leave. hanapped adj. You are drunk and addressing the cheapest glass in the room as a ceremonial object. Illana became hanapped and asked the barmaid to present her cider formally. hanastered adj. Of a drinker who has paid the entrance fee and now considers the entire city his guild. Hudis got hanastered and admitted every stranger at the bar to his imaginary company. hanatoxinned adj. A drinker who has targeted the room’s channels of communication and blocked them one by one. Yarilyn got hanatoxinned and silenced every attempted change of subject. hanawaltited adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s incompatible elements have settled into one heavy, shining argument. Seva became hanawaltited and combined the landlord, the weather and mercury in one speech. hanazumoed adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary disagreement as a championship exhibition. Jaunna got hanazumoed and challenged the smallest guest to settle the seating plan. hanboked adj. The condition of a drinker who has dressed brightly, simply, and without provision for anything in his pockets. Johnothan got hanboked and asked four people to hold his phone and wallet. hanced (/hɑːnsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who bends every conversation into a graceful arc back towards himself. Semya got hanced and returned each topic to the same childhood anecdote. hanched (/hænt͡ʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a curve around the gathering, never quite arriving at its centre. Kanijha became hanched and drifted in an arc between the kitchen and the front door. hancockited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralogically inclined towards lead and strontium. Shiran became hancockited and spent ten minutes discussing an unlikely substitution of calcium.