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hand sanitisered adj. Drunk to the extent of sanitising the route home, beginning with the bar and ending at an unfamiliar front door. Lirije became hand sanitisered and applied disinfectant before touching every door on the way out. hand sanitizered (/ˈhænd ˌsænətaɪzɚd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of something meant merely to clean the hands, and now taking its directions from the dispenser. Tonnia went hand sanitizered and asked the entrance dispenser which road led home. hand sannied adj. Drunk since last orders, and disinfecting the hands before undertaking the highly theoretical journey home. Greg was hand sannied, cleansing his hands while searching for the coat he had arrived wearing. hand sawed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every cutting decision to the capacity of one hand. Aydriana was hand sawed and attempted to carve the cheese with a butter knife. hand screened adj. Drunk by the third round, and shielding the face from every lamp encountered between the pub and home. Jeovana was hand screened, fanning her face beneath each streetlight on the walk to the taxi rank. hand scrubbed adj. Still drunk, and cleansing the hands with such purpose that departure becomes a hygienic rather than geographical matter. Philopater remained hand scrubbed, washing carefully while the last taxi waited outside. hand shakered adj. Too drunk to pass through the morning without offering a firm greeting to furniture. Ganesh was hand shakered, saluting the bedside lamp with a solemn clasp. hand shandied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the locked lavatory and the taxi queue for private arrangements requiring equal discretion. Syeisha became hand shandied and sought privacy behind the coat stand during the final round. hand showered adj. Emboldened by drink to summon assistance from the wall, and expect it to answer. Unto got hand showered and addressed the bathroom fitting as though it were the telephone exchange. hand signalled adj. Slowed by drink to indicate every intention with solemn gestures, including those requiring no indication. Christienne became hand signalled and directed the waiter towards the table already in front of him. hand signalmanned adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning after directing traffic between bed, bathroom and kettle. Savas was hand signalmanned, waving Khaleil towards the water while remaining seated. hand slinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to propel a companion into trouble by linking hands and calling it teamwork. Deontez became hand slinged and launched Dicki towards the dance floor with competitive assurance. hand soaped adj. Drunk and applying soap to the hands long after the administrative necessity has passed. Mellany was hand soaped in the lavatory, washing carefully between fingers that were already clean. hand spinnered adj. Drunk to the point where one small object receives the full attention of a provincial committee. Rickeshia sat hand spinnered, rotating the toy while explaining its economic significance. hand strapped adj. Drunk enough to require a retaining device before attempting anything described as portable. Aldrena went hand strapped and carried her handbag with the gravity of surveying equipment. hand tooled adj. Drunk beyond motor assistance, and attempting domestic repairs by personal exertion alone. Danyon became hand tooled and undertook to tighten every screw in the rented flat.