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hand-adzed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wielding one hand as though every household problem were timber. Adyen was hand-adzed, attacking the butter with a knife intended for considerably harder material. hand-arm vibration syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and vibrating through the arms long after the final glass has been put away. Leire was hand-arm vibration syndromed, unable to keep the morning spoon still in the mug. hand-bashered adj. Still drunk, and using a small light to inspect precisely the areas the morning would rather leave alone. Lizbeht was hand-bashered, shining a torch beneath the sofa for evidence of last night's crisps. hand-basketed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's small necessities in one handled container, including a glass of water. Alexis came hand-basketed from the kitchen with biscuits, paracetamol and a glass of water. hand-billed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees every overgrown kitchen herb as work requiring a hooked blade. Freya-jade was hand-billed and asked where the pruning hook was kept. hand-carted adj. Drunk to the extent of pulling the evening's refreshments by hand, despite their being within reach. Amer was hand-carted, drawing a tray of water and biscuits towards the sofa. hand-egged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the pub's ordinary shoving constitutes a complete football code. Nasi got hand-egged and described the scramble for pork scratchings as a final. hand-eye coordinationed adj. Too drunk to catch anything reliably, though the eyes continue issuing confident instructions to the hands. Nipun was hand-eye coordinationed and missed the toast while watching it land beside the plate. hand-foot syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with red palms, swollen soles, and an explanation that sheds in places. Kabresha was hand-foot syndromed, walking gingerly to breakfast and inspecting both palms. hand-foot-genital syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, with limbs misplaced and private arrangements structurally unsound. Ardi was hand-foot-genital syndromed, attempting socks first and postponing every other decision. hand-foot-mouth diseased adj. Too drunk to coordinate the three relevant areas of the body. Shinequa was hand-foot-mouth diseased and attempted to wave, walk, and explain simultaneously. hand-for-handed adj. You have drunk enough to wait for every other table, person and thought to finish before moving on. Kayge was hand-for-handed, refusing breakfast until everyone had completed their previous mouthful. hand-grenaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become compact, unstable, and best not directed towards the furniture. Faelynn was hand-grenaded and rolled harmlessly against the bottom stair. hand-gripped adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on handles for both balance and moral direction. Radeen was hand-gripped along the corridor, progressing from latch to latch without visible urgency. hand-helded (/ˈhændˌhɛldd/) adj. You are drunk and clinging to a small electronic device as though it were the only portable support available. Kolbey was hand-helded, navigating yesterday's photographs with the concentration of a rescue operation. hand-hoed adj. Loosened by drink into working the nearest surface by hand, with agricultural purpose but no crop. Joshuajohn was hand-hoed, turning the doormat over before climbing upstairs.