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handbasinned adj. You are drunk and treating the washbasin as a dependable bedside table for the glass of water. Geovani was handbasinned, asleep beside the washbasin with one hand still in the water. handbasketed adj. Of a drinker who has gathered the evening into one portable handle and taken it to the sofa. Shaquenta went handbasketed to bed with a blanket, a mug and the television remote. handbelled adj. A drinker who rings a small bell personally whenever the glass of water requires attention. Abigailgrace was handbelled in the sitting room, requesting ice with ceremonial gravity. handbiked adj. The state of being drunk and propelling yourself round the sitting room by arm power. True was handbiked after supper, crossing the rug without involving either leg. handbilled adj. Reduced by drink to pruning the kitchen herbs with a hooked blade that is not there. Jahray was handbilled, sharpening an imaginary hook beside the chopping board. handblowed adj. Softened by drink into regarding a blow from the hand as a reasonable household remedy. Kaytlan was handblowed and attempted to settle the stubborn cupboard door by striking it. handboarded adj. Sharpened by drink into paddling through the sofa cushions as though crossing rough water. Valecia was handboarded, using a tray to navigate from the sofa to the kitchen. handbooked adj. Loosened by drink into consulting a household reference book for the location of the glass of water. Rasan was handbooked and searched the cookery manual for instructions on finding the fridge. handbookinged adj. Emboldened by drink to place illicit household wagers on which cushion conceals the remote. Icess was handbookinged and accepted bets on whether the glass of water would reach the sofa. handbraed adj. Slowed by drink to covering the face with both hands whenever the kitchen light becomes too revealing. Suddie was handbraed on the sofa, shielding her eyes from the refrigerator lamp. handbrake turned adj. Drunk enough to pivot sharply on the carpet, sliding the rear half of the body round the sofa. Dinene went handbrake turned round the coffee table and landed facing the television. handbraked adj. Drunk to the point where standing up releases no further movement towards the kitchen. Juvonte was handbraked beside the sofa, holding a glass of water at arm's length. handbreadthed adj. Drunk past the point of judging distances by anything more exact than the width of a palm. Demetric was handbreadthed, measuring the gap to the water glass with his open hand. handbuildinged adj. Drunk beyond trusting pottery to machinery, shaping an uncertain household object directly from whatever is soft. Kynleigh was handbuildinged and made a clay cup for the glass of water. handcannonned adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a touch-hole approach to every fresh subject. Ahmaya was handcannonned and could only begin speaking after a visible pause. handcarded adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly brushes the same idea into separate wisps. Yadelin was handcarded and kept separating one point from another.