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HV'd adj. Drunk beyond the safe operating range, and increasingly certain that the danger applies to someone else. Vontressa went HV'd and plugged the karaoke machine into an arrangement she called industrial. HVAC'd (/ˈeɪt͡ʃˌvækd/) adj. Reduced by drink to alternately rising, circulating and failing to regulate personal temperature. Rudalph was HVAC'd, opening windows on the landing before shivering beside the radiator. HVC'd adj. Drunk past the point of remaining attached to the conversation, moving rapidly through it at great distance. Sosha got HVC'd and crossed three subjects before anyone had finished the first. HVD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement acquires two opposing measurements and a charged atmosphere. Kenrich got HVD'd and tested the argument from both ends before choosing the louder. HVDC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that sends one continuous, forceful current of opinion through the entire evening. Gunreet went HVDC'd and delivered the same argument steadily from starter to taxi. HVE'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a harmless pub debate from a national emergency. Chrissa became HVE'd and reported the noisy darts match as a threat to public resilience. HVGC'd adj. Drunk beyond the escape velocity of ordinary balance, and no longer orbiting the stairs reliably. Eethan went HVGC'd and departed the stairs on a trajectory of his own. HVO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a biofuel, powering the journey home on vegetable matter and determination. Yousof was HVO'd after last orders and propelled himself towards the taxi with sustainable optimism. HVP'd adj. Drunk enough to regard a savoury powder as a perfectly reasonable substitute for supper. Tar got HVP'd and seasoned the empty bowl before anyone found the actual food. HVPT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes climbing the stairs an involuntary test of provocation. Jaisey went HVPT'd after the second landing and reconsidered the remaining staircase. HVS'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends each sentence travelling faster than its surroundings can contain. Earlette went HVS'd and launched her explanation halfway across the table. HVT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the person least able to be lost becomes the evening's principal responsibility. Demajae got HVT'd and caused Kaybri to abandon the dancing in favour of strategic supervision. HW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every fixture, tool and fastening as indispensable equipment. Quentella was HW'd and attempted to repair the pub clock with a teaspoon. HWB'd adj. Drunk enough to write-protect every recollection before the evening can be examined. Mileidi was HWB'd and refused to overwrite her account of the karaoke. HWE reactioned adj. You are drunk and converting every unstable remark into a predominantly E-shaped departure. Oluremi was HWE reactioned, turning each loose suggestion into a particularly committed exit. HWIL'd adj. You are drunk and taking the long way round every doorway. Romana was HWIL'd, circling the coat stand before finding the exit.