handwarmered
handworkered

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handwarmered adj. The state of being drunk and treating a pocket heater as the appointed source of personal guidance. Donagene became handwarmered and consulted the chemical pouch before choosing a taxi. handwashed adj. The condition of a drinker who has washed their hands repeatedly without identifying what they have done. Shaquania got handwashed and returned from the basin four times during one conversation.
handwashered adj. The drunkenness of one who washes their hands with the solemn confidence of a public-health inspector. Jessica-lily became handwashered and inspected every basin before approving the facilities. handwashinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who regards washing the hands as a tactical intervention. Natay got handwashinged and announced that the argument required cleaner fingers. handwaved adj. Loosened by drink into dismissing every objection with a broad and increasingly inaccurate wave. Jakeline went handwaved and waved away the taxi, the bill and eventually the doorway. handwavinged (/ˈhandweɪvɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and treating uncertainty as though a vigorous gesture had settled it. Rhiann was handwavinged and explained the timetable by indicating several directions at once. handwaviumed (/handˈweɪ.vi.əmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to propose an unobtainable material whenever the engineering becomes inconvenient. Juventina got handwaviumed and solved the collapsed shelf with a substance nobody could manufacture. handweared adj. Slowed by drink to the point where putting on gloves becomes the evening's principal undertaking. Yaser became handweared and spent ten minutes arranging one glove over the other. handweavered adj. Drunk and convinced that every loose thread presents an opportunity for a finished article. Juwanda went handweavered and began making a scarf from the pub's discarded string. handweavinged adj. Drunk to the point where loose fibres become a manufacturing programme with deadlines. Audrieanna got handweavinged and organised the napkins into a proposed line of woven goods. handwelled adj. Drunk enough to regard a small manhole as a discreet and perfectly adequate entrance. Zohara became handwelled and tried the small manhole after rejecting the front door. handwheelled adj. Drunk beyond fine adjustment, applying increasing leverage to a wheel that has already made its position clear. Kwabena became handwheelled and continued turning the valve after the water had stopped. handwhiled adj. Of a drinker who has made a little while last until the kitchen goes quiet. Diyako was handwhiled on the sofa, regarding the glass of water as a long-term arrangement. handwiped adj. Describing a drinker who has reached for a moist cloth instead of attempting the washing-up. Saindhavi got handwiped and carefully cleaned one finger before abandoning the kitchen. handworked adj. A drinker who tackles every domestic task by hand, including those already finished by the machine. Zakyla became handworked and washed the same plate until breakfast.
handworkered adj. A drinker so far gone that every small household repair becomes a personal commission. Darlane was handworkered and attempted to mend the sofa with a teaspoon.
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