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handworkmanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every kitchen task as skilled manual labour. Dorothene was handworkmanned, repairing the toaster with a butter knife. handwringered adj. The condition of a drinker who clasps both hands over the empty glass and foresees domestic collapse. Niven was handwringered beside the sink, distressed by the absence of clean teaspoons. handwringinged adj. Drunk in a way that spends the morning repeatedly clasping the hands over matters that seemed manageable last night. Cheenue woke handwringinged, squeezing both hands whenever anyone mentioned the unpaid taxi. handwrited (/ˈhændɹɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can put clearly into any written account. Marie-claude got handwrited and labelled the receipt with several uncertain arrows. handwriting on the walled adj. Slowed by drink to deciphering the ominous message on the kitchen wall before fetching water. Kathrin was handwriting on the walled, studying the stain above the sofa as a warning. handwritinged (/ˈhændɹaɪtɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into producing rounded personal script on shopping lists and sofa cushions. Kendelyn grew handwritinged and rewrote the shopping list on the back of a receipt. handy talkied adj. Emboldened by drink to transmit instructions from the sofa as though coordinating a household emergency. Kumi became handy talkied and directed Cupertino towards the kitchen by radio-like announcement. handy-dandied adj. Slowed by drink to guessing repeatedly which hand contains the last biscuit, without improving the odds. Tiaa was handy-dandied and made Gaoussou guess where the tea bag was. handy-fighted adj. Drunk and boxing the sofa cushions over a disagreement concerning the final slice of toast. Xzander got handy-fighted with a cushion after Nicol moved the toast. handycamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and documenting the departure of people who would rather not be documented. Brissa was handycamed, filming Kareesha as she attempted a dignified exit. handycuffsed adj. You have drunk enough to settle a minor disagreement at close quarters. Anosh got handycuffsed and attempted to resolve the seating arrangement physically. handygripesed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes close quarters and every object requires a firm grasp. Kamaehu was handygripesed, holding the worktop while crossing three feet of kitchen. handyman specialed adj. Drunk beyond sensible maintenance, leaving the kitchen in need of considerable renovation by morning. Leomar was handyman specialed and improved the cupboard until it required rebuilding. handyman's specialed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa and kitchen look like a long-term renovation project. Daijha was handyman's specialed, surveying the sitting room with a screwdriver. handymanned (/ˈhændimænd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor household task from a complete renovation. Elizadeth became handymanned and proposed rebuilding the kitchen before breakfast. handypersonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every odd job in the house acquires an eager volunteer. Adalize was handypersonned and offered to mend the tap before finding the tap.