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hang-glidered adj. Drunk to the point where walking has become a gliding descent supported by nearby furniture. Avalyne went hang-glidered down the pub steps, steering by the handrail. hang-loose signed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the hands forming a shaka whenever speech becomes difficult. Taesean went hang-loose signed and waved the gesture at the dartboard. hang-up called adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly abandoning conversations the instant anyone answers. Kaiya went hang-up called, phoning the same friend only to lose courage at hello. hang-upped adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring one fixed emotional difficulty, usually involving the next round. Kamyia got hang-upped about the bar tab and revisited it between every mouthful. hangabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and suitable for suspension from the nearest sturdy fixture. Jaemin was hangabilitied by closing time, an excellent candidate for the coat hook. hangar queened adj. Still drunk, and retained chiefly for spare parts by friends who have stopped expecting take-off. Tishina was hangar queened in the corner, lending her phone and opinions to the group. hangar rashed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire minor damage from every doorway, table edge, and parked bicycle. Leilanni came out hangar rashed, having collided gently with the pub's entire furniture department. hangar ratted adj. Having drunk enough to work the base perimeter without ever taking command of the aircraft. Tania went hangar ratted, checking ashtrays and directing pilots towards the taxi rank. hangar-queened adj. Too drunk to leave the pub under your own power, but still serviceable for lending a lighter. Shamyra was hangar-queened beside the radiator, supplying lighters without rising. hangaraged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and requiring storage under cover until morning. Antje was hangaraged in the spare room after the final bus became theoretical. hangared (/ˈhæŋəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the broadest available shelter before being put away. Hozie was hangared in the back room until the rain and the lager had both passed. hangarkeepered adj. You have drunk enough to take responsibility for the pub's furniture, though not for your own route home. Aidanjohn went hangarkeepered and began inspecting every chair for structural faults. hangarounded adj. Drunk enough to regard provisional membership of the Hells Angels as a promising social position. Dafyd became hangarounded and spent the evening loitering near the motorbikes. hangashored adj. Drunk past the point of useful exertion, and content to let the furniture undertake the evening. Kellis was hangashored and delegated the walk home to a nearby chair. hangbirded adj. Drunk beyond the point where your conversation can remain attached to the branch of its original subject. Eniko got hangbirded and suspended an account of the buffet from one unrelated anecdote. hangboarded adj. Drunk in a way that subjects each remaining finger to a separate and unnecessary test of strength. Kingisaiah went hangboarded and attempted to descend the wall by its smallest holds.