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hanifed adj. Drunk beyond the need to justify a belief which was not being challenged. Sue was hanifed and spent the taxi ride quietly agreeing with herself. hanimaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and pronouncing ordinary household objects with unnecessary care. Dannis was hanimaled, carefully naming the sofa before lying across it. hanitisered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every surface, including the conversation, freshly disinfected. Coltin was hanitisered and wiped the table before placing down the crisps. hanitizered adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for the hand gel before attempting the stairs. Shefali got hanitizered and sanitised each hand twice before tackling the stairs. haniwaed adj. A drinker who sits upright and terracotta-still, awaiting assistance from the living. Suleiman became haniwaed beside the fireplace, upright but no longer participating. hanjaed (/ˈhɑn.d͡ʒəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every spoken word requires an older, more elaborate script. Arion got hanjaed and delivered his order in characters nobody could pronounce. hanjared adj. Reduced by drink to handling a small blade with ceremonial confidence. Isaiha was hanjared and inspected the table knife before returning it carefully. hanjied adj. The state of being drunk and filling every conversational gap according to clues supplied at the side. Erdine grew hanjied, completing each sentence from hints written nowhere visible. hanked (/hæŋkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has folded their limbs into a single unstable loop. Abdourahman got hanked around the banister and required careful untangling. hankerchiefed adj. Loosened by drink into a small cloth, repeatedly removed and unable to serve a clear purpose. Aidin was hankerchiefed, producing the cloth whenever conversation became difficult. hankerered adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently occupied by a longing whose object alters every minute. Kevyn was hankerered and hankered successively after chips, tobacco and a different chair. hankeringed adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a strong, restless desire for whichever object is furthest away. Tomico became hankeringed and crossed the room repeatedly for forgotten glasses. hankey-pankeyed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt dishonest shortcuts, chiefly involving another person's change. Thomasjames got hankey-pankeyed and claimed the coins beside the till were his. hankied (/ˈhæŋkid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a small cloth for every emotional occasion. Kieyana got hankied and offered linen to a man who had merely sneezed. hankin boobied adj. Reduced by drink to circle the furniture, joining each revolution a beat late. Sharma went hankin boobied round the table, missing every change of direction. hanksited adj. Softened by drink into a many-sided mineral presence, unable to choose a stable direction. Tiwana became hanksited and offered six routes to the bathroom, all contradictory.