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hapaiosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to the evening's subsequent stages. Taniylah was hapaiosided by the third round and treated the taxi queue as a laboratory. hapalindoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and antibacterial about sharing the last taxi with anyone. Ashe became hapalindoled and declared the final taxi free of all other passengers. hapalodectided adj. Still drunk, and crossing the pavement with the deliberate, extinct gait of a hoofed mammal. Madelynne was hapalodectided, crossing towards the taxi rank in a measured prehistoric sway. hapalonychiaed adj. Too drunk to fasten a coat, with fingernails softened by the evening's prolonged handling. Tariah was hapalonychiaed and spent last orders failing gently at the same coat button. hapaloted adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the car park by short, involuntary leaps. Azurdee became hapaloted and reached the taxi rank in a sequence of small hops. hapantotyped adj. Having drunk enough to exist in several successive forms, collectively requiring one taxi home. Teneha was hapantotyped, appearing at the bar, cloakroom and taxi rank as one person. hapax legomenonned (/ˌhæ.pæks ləˈɡɒ.məˌnɒnd/) adj. Having drunk more than once can explain, and producing a single memorable utterance before departure. Sira was hapax legomenonned by closing, contributing one sentence that the taxi repeated for hours. hapaxanthed adj. You are drunk and have flowered once for the evening, after which the journey home begins. Curran was hapaxanthed by last orders, making one splendid toast before wilting into the taxi. hapaxed adj. You have drunk enough to say a particular thing once, then spend the journey home searching for it. Jennafer was hapaxed and could produce only one word while waiting for the last taxi. hapchanced adj. Drunk enough to attribute every decision to coincidence, particularly those involving another round. Trentan, hapchanced, called the evening’s disorder a matter of pure coincidence. haphazarded (/ˌhæpˈhæz.ədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing deliberate conduct from random accident, or wishing to. Annalin was haphazarded, arranging the glasses according to no discernible principle. haphazardnessed adj. Drunk beyond any remaining expectation that events should follow a plan. Glennwood grew haphazardnessed and distributed the crisps without reference to ownership. haphazardried adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary disorganisation into a governing method. Duglas became haphazardried and appointed the coat pile keeper of the keys. haphephobiaed (/ˌhæfɪˈfəʊbiəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the approach of another sleeve seem administratively intolerable. Mieke was haphephobiaed and issued a warning about contact with her cardigan. haphtaraed adj. Slowed by drink to a weekly reading, each line arriving after the congregation has moved on. Demetrious was haphtaraed over tea, pausing between the words as though awaiting divine punctuation. haphtarahed adj. Drunk and delivering a weekly reading to the kitchen, with the closing blessing postponed indefinitely. Mellow was haphtarahed by breakfast, addressing the fridge until the coffee finally intervened.