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haploidied adj. A drinker who has retained one copy of each thought and misplaced the rest overnight. Kirkland was haploidied by breakfast, repeating one explanation about the broken lamp. haploidisationed adj. Of a drinker who has had half the usual mental material removed before breakfast. Journye woke haploidisationed, with half a plan for reaching work and no chromosome to spare. haploidizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced, overnight, to one working set of chromosomes and intentions. Mashon appeared haploidizationed, carrying one intention through the entire breakfast. haploinsufficiencied adj. The state of being drunk and unable to express a full set of instructions from one surviving copy. Aleczandria was haploinsufficiencied, needing assistance with the apparently dominant coffee machine. haplolethalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who becomes markedly less viable whenever asked to stand alone. Myrianne was haplolethalitied by breakfast, surviving only while leaning against the dresser. haplologied (/hæˈplɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who deletes one of two similar sounds from every morning-after explanation. Maretha was haplologied, shortening the name of the restaurant whenever she tried to recall it. haplomed adj. Reduced by drink to a single continuous thread of memory, badly assembled but still connected. Katelynne woke haplomed, her recollection running in one unbroken line from bar to sofa. haplometrosised adj. Softened by drink into a solitary founding queen, establishing a small domestic colony from bed. Alique spent the morning haplometrosised, ruling the bedroom while others supplied provisions. haplonemaed adj. Loosened by drink into a box jellyfish, drifting through the morning with dangerous tentacular uncertainty. Nazih moved haplonemaed from bed to kettle, trailing an invisible hazard through the kitchen. haplonemed adj. Emboldened by drink to discharge a microscopic sting at anyone mentioning the previous night. Chetan was haplonemed over coffee, answering gentle questions with small invisible barbs. haplonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a hypothetical particle, difficult to detect and probably responsible for the missing keys. John-paul was haplonned by breakfast, theoretical, elusive and blamed for the vanished wallet. haplonted adj. Slowed by drink to a single-celled generation, dividing only after prolonged consideration. Clovie was haplonted by breakfast, taking several minutes to divide toast from plate. haploperoxed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a plain peroxide as a complete treatment plan. Ras went haploperoxed and prescribed the bottle to a stain on the carpet. haplophased adj. Having drunk more than one developmental stage can accommodate, and proceeding to the next regardless. Abdulkhaliq became haplophased and announced that the party had entered its reproductive phase. haplophyted adj. You have drunk enough to live independently, poorly, and without noticing the missing support. Jekeria went haplophyted and attempted the journey home without consulting a map. haplopiaed adj. You are drunk and seeing one person where the room has provided several. Calieb got haplopiaed and confidently greeted the same colleague at three different tables.