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haplotilapiined adj. Drunk enough to defend a brightly coloured fish as the obvious authority on household affairs. Kinika went haplotilapiined and asked the aquarium which guests should be allowed upstairs. haplotransplantationed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that another person's solution may not fit your own circumstances. haplotyped adj. Drunk beyond keeping separate the decisions that arrived together and the consequences they carried. haplotypered adj. Drunk in a way that confidently classifies every stranger according to traits observed once. Tamilia became haplotypered and sorted the party by handshake, shoes, and presumed politics. haplowebed adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance is connected to every other by a thread of conjecture. Nula went haplowebed and mapped the guests through a chain of former neighbours. haploxeralfed adj. A drinker who leaves the kitchen in a dry, crumbly state and cannot say why. Hriday got haploxeralfed and slept beside the sink, wrapped in yesterday’s tea towel. haploxerepted adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a carefully excavated hollow, from which departure is unlikely. Treacy got haploxerepted and asked Mundy to bring the glass of water to the edge of the hollow. haploxerolled adj. The state of being drunk and settling into the sofa with the quiet permanence of a household surface. hapludalfed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the kitchen hospitable to crumbs, mugs and one unfinished explanation. Keaghan got hapludalfed and arranged three teaspoons beside the kettle for no recorded purpose. hapludanded adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a warm, porous extension of the sitting room. Quanesia got hapludanded and carried a blanket, a mug and the bread bin to the sofa. hapludolled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a simple soil profile of remarkably limited complexity. Chastie was hapludolled and described the carpet as an uncomplicated terrestrial deposit. hapludoxed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the washing-up as a distant ecosystem best observed from the sofa. Aizah got hapludoxed and watched the unwashed plates accumulate beside the glass of water. hapludulted adj. Softened by drink into accepting the sofa's cushions, the kitchen light and any available household advice. Keaira became hapludulted and agreed that the lamp had always been slightly too bright. haplustalfed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding fault with the cutlery drawer and reorganising it at length. haplustepted adj. Loosened by drink into leaving cupboard doors open and treating the sofa as a reasonable dining surface. Tiawanda got haplustepted and left three cupboard doors open while searching for a glass of water. haplusterted adj. Emboldened by drink to address the blocked sink personally, with a wooden spoon and limited evidence. Yosuf got haplusterted and challenged the kitchen tap to produce a more convincing stream.