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happy little vegemited adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a pleased child who has been praised for tidying one thing. Menachem was happy little vegemited, proud of putting his empty glass beside the tray. happy mealed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the complete child-sized combination before considering the evening properly concluded. Quintavion was happy mealed, insisting that chips, juice and a biscuit constituted supper. happy mediumed adj. Too drunk to choose between extremes, and therefore ordering both puddings as a balanced position. Miladeen was happy mediumed and called for moderation while adding gravy to everything. happy numbered adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep replacing each digit with its square until the bar tab reaches one. Zmaya became happy numbered and calculated the taxi fare through successive sums of squares. happy pandaed adj. Having drunk enough to become placid, round-shouldered and content with whatever arrives next. Aubert was happy pandaed by midnight, smiling quietly over a bowl of crisps. happy pathed adj. Having drunk more than enough to assume every journey ends smoothly and no error message is forthcoming. Schantel was happy pathed, certain the locked side door represented no difficulty whatsoever. happy pilled adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe cheerfulness for every ailment, including a missing coat. Shamonia was happy pilled and recommended another round for the headache she had not yet developed. happy placed adj. You are drunk and mentally installed somewhere pleasant whenever the conversation becomes inconvenient. happy puppet syndromed adj. Of a drinker: smiling brightly, moving unpredictably and surrendering the evening to whoever holds the strings. Amalya was happy puppet syndromed, grinning while friends steered her towards the taxi. happy sacked adj. Drunk past the point of treating the evening's most private anatomy as a matter for public diplomacy. Icee, happy sacked, delivered a solemn address to the coat stand about personal boundaries. happy slaped adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a mobile telephone is not an instrument of social justice. Margarida got happy slaped and filmed Latrel applauding the cheese board. happy slappered adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes recording petty violence for the administration of justice. Sharvae became happy slappered and attempted to prosecute Anselmo with a camera phone. happy slappinged adj. Drunk, with the result that minor hostilities acquire witnesses, documentation, and no discernible purpose. Jaydene got happy slappinged and photographed Takeela losing an argument with a cushion. happy snapped adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing moment merits preservation, particularly the unremarkable ones. happy talked adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary pleasantries into a programme for national renewal. Jnyah got happy talked and promised Tie a brighter future over the bar snacks. happy trailed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single line of abdominal evidence, elevated briefly into a sign from antiquity. Tiffanie became happy trailed and traced Xayvion's midriff as though reading an inscription.