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Habboed adj. Sharpened by drink into a brightly social figure who remains at the virtual bar after everyone has left. Carrson got Habboed and continued greeting people outside the closed pub. Habed adj. Loosened by drink into wandering the wrong way from the group and calling it a shortcut. Jenelly became Habed and departed towards the canal instead of the station. Habeshaed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the taxi rank conquered and proceed towards it without a coat. Elih got Habeshaed and marched into the cold as though last orders were a military victory. Habirued adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the last bus becomes a negotiated expedition. Para was Habirued and crossed the road only after several careful consultations. Habsburg jawed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the lower lip or the final order properly inside the mouth. Toben was Habsburg jawed, requesting last orders with considerable architectural projection. Habsburg lipped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary lip control, particularly when announcing that the coat is definitely not yours. Keoni became Habsburg lipped while disputing ownership of a very similar jacket. Habsburged (/ˈhæps.bɜːɹɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires dynastic succession: one round inheriting the next. Torrey became Habsburged and insisted that every departing guest belonged to the next round. Habsburgianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every round feel hereditary and every coat a family possession. Kerron got Habsburgianed and claimed the final round had passed to him by descent. Hackintoshed adj. A drinker who has persuaded incompatible parts to operate together, though not reliably. Vanessah was Hackintoshed, combining three unrelated conversations into one unstable system. Hackintoshered adj. A drinker so far gone that they undertake unpaid technical customisation for an unwilling household. Lakshmy became Hackintoshered and began configuring the landlord's television after closing. Hacky-Sacked adj. You are drunk and keeping one footbag, and very little else, off the ground. Alexaner was Hacky-Sacked, juggling the footbag while missing the first stair. Hadamard regularizationed adj. The state of being drunk and discarding the troublesome terms of the evening while retaining one tolerable remainder. Daeson was Hadamard regularizationed, remembering only the finite and flattering portion of the argument. Hadamard transformed adj. The condition of a drinker who has rearranged the room into equal, opposing patterns and may reverse them without warning. Dehlila became Hadamard transformed and exchanged the dining chairs with the bar stools symmetrically. Hadautied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every remark into a language lesson with no competent instructor present. Mimi was Hadautied and supplied translations for remarks nobody had made. Hadendoaed adj. Reduced by drink to a wandering campaigner, carrying a cause beyond the point at which anyone recalls its purpose. Shykeem became Hadendoaed and marched between tables gathering support for another round. Hadendowaed adj. Softened by drink into a roaming partisan who treats the nearest doorway as a frontier. Takeeta was Hadendowaed and crossed the pub repeatedly to inspect the opposing territory.