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happy vowelled adj. Drunk to the point where every vowel at the end of a word acquires a brightness it was not born with. happy-go-luckied adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding cheerfully on the principle that consequences are administrative details. Kamonie went happy-go-luckied and accepted Pessi's directions despite their pointing towards the bins. happyclappied adj. Drunk by the third round, and applauding with ungovernable enthusiasm whenever someone finds a chair. happycored adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a bright electronic optimism while unable to operate the coat zip. happynessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and unexpectedly content with a blanket, a mug and the sofa's general availability. Jemiah was happynessed, content with a blanket, a mug, and the sofa's availability. happyologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a comprehensive theory of happiness, beginning with another round. Kayla-rose became happyologied and explained to Jugaadh why missing the last bus was liberating. happyologisted adj. Too drunk to study happiness objectively, but sufficiently committed to interviewing everyone about it. Dayleen got happyologisted and surveyed Cariya beside the toilets regarding her long-term cheerfulness. hapramed adj. Having drunk enough to consult the ancestral spirits before deciding whether to order chips. Delesia became hapramed and sought Colin-junior's guidance on the pub's remaining pies. hapsidopareiontided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can structurally support, and retreating beneath the nearest table. haptenationed adj. You are drunk and forming a lasting association with whatever larger object will support your weight. Jalise became haptenationed to Samiira while attempting the short journey to the cloakroom. haptened adj. You have drunk enough to attach yourself to the nearest substantial person and call it a coalition. Keely-shaye became haptened and remained attached to Agusta throughout the difficult question of taxis. haptenizationed adj. Of a drinker: attached to a more substantial carrier, and consequently capable of provoking a response. Rakshitha became haptenizationed to Kirkwood and elicited a firm response from the sofa. haptenylationed adj. Of a drinker who has formed an intimate attachment to something larger, usually upholstered. Sayaka became haptenylationed to Corey-taylor and declined all further independent movement. haptered adj. Describing a drinker who has fixed themselves to the nearest surface with botanical determination. Sharmeka became haptered to the wall while Lashannon negotiated the taxi. hapteronned adj. A drinker who has developed several means of attachment and is using all of them at once. Karita became hapteronned beneath the table, securing herself to Glennda and a chair leg. haptic interfaced adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface provides tactile guidance, including the wall and the gravy boat. Moutaz became haptic interfaced and navigated towards Izah by repeatedly touching the wallpaper.