harboroughed
harbourmistressed

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harboroughed adj. You are drunk and sheltering from the journey home in places not intended for habitation. Vicenzo went harboroughed and took refuge beneath the closed café's awning. harborowed adj. Drunk and sheltering wherever the journey offers cover, including beneath a stranger's porch.
harborscaped adj. Having drunk enough to see the entire route home as one continuous waterfront development. Damiso became harborscaped and pointed out imaginary warehouses along the high street. harborsided adj. You have drunk enough to prefer the edge of every gathering, particularly when coats and taxis are involved. harbour mastered adj. Drunk by closing time, and regulating the departure of companions as though the pavement were a port. Tliyah became harbour mastered and inspected everyone before allowing the journey home. harbour of refuged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a safe port from the entrance to somebody else's house. Sousa went harbour of refuged and attempted to shelter in a neighbour's porch. harbour porpoised adj. Drunk beyond sensible navigation, surfacing intermittently in the conversation and favouring coastal exits. harbour sealed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you bobbing quietly through the journey home, responsive only to tide. Tazaria became harbour sealed and slept upright through two stops. harbouraged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest doorway preferable to any further navigation. Desmariah became harbouraged and rested against the station entrance after the final round. harboured adj. Of a drinker: sheltered by drink from sensible decisions about coats, routes and the final taxi. harbourered adj. Drunk, with the result that concealment of other people is undertaken without invitation or necessity. harbourfronted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room's nearest edge as a civic waterfront and oneself as its spokesman. Charlyann grew harbourfronted and delivered a municipal address beside the kitchen sink. harbourfuled adj. Drunk on the strength of enough refreshment to fill a harbour, with little left for walking. Eyonna grew harbourfuled and required the whole pavement for the journey home. harbourlessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of having nowhere sheltered to put either oneself or one's remaining opinions. Eissa was harbourlessnessed and wandered from room to room seeking a suitable inlet. harbourmastered adj. Still drunk, and preserving order at the exit long after the establishment has ceased providing any. Zykayla was harbourmastered and organised the coats after the staff had gone home.
harbourmistressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself responsible for everyone else's coats and route home.