hard goodsed
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hard goodsed adj. Drunk on the strength of durable household objects, which seem more dependable than the people present. Lamija was hard goodsed and discussed the television's reliability with the seriousness of a solicitor. hard handed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every card as worth its face, however clearly an ace might help. Arner got hard handed and refused to count the ace as eleven in blackjack.
hard hatted adj. Softened by drink into believing a plastic safety helmet is required for ordinary conversation. Jeriann got hard hatted and wore a mixing bowl while crossing the kitchen. hard headed adj. Loosened by drink into organising a dishonest card game and calling the arrangement fair. hard jaded adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every green stone as a jadeite gemstone and price it accordingly. Lorik got hard jaded and appraised the lime in his drink as a valuable stone. hard killed adj. Slowed by drink to destroying incoming problems rather than taking the sensible step of moving aside. Lyth got hard killed and attempted to intercept the falling lampshade with a plate. hard labored adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary errands acquire the dignity and duration of penal work. Aliki got hard labored and carried one glass of water upstairs as a public service. hard laboured adj. Drunk enough to approach every simple task as compulsory physical service. Ontarius got hard laboured and described fetching his coat as an assigned sentence. hard landinged adj. Drunk past the point of descending gently, whether into a chair, a taxi, or conversation. Kessel got hard landinged and touched down on the sofa with unnecessary force. hard landscapinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a garden feature and an invitation to rearrange it. Kejon got hard landscapinged and began moving paving stones to improve the pub garden. hard launched adj. Drunk in a way that ignites the next decision before it has cleared the tube of reason. Alzora got hard launched and booked a dawn flight while still holding the drinks list. hard lemonaded adj. Drunk, with the result that a sweet fizzy drink seems a sensible basis for further drinking. hard lighted adj. Drunk to a degree that gives solid shape to ideas which should have remained projections. Annalyne got hard lighted and built an imaginary wall across the smoking area. hard lined adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting an uncompromising policy on matters previously considered negotiable. Lourena got hard lined and refused all puddings on grounds of national principle. hard linked adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen, sofa and glass of water as permanently connected. Kamoria got hard linked and carried the glass of water from kitchen to sofa repeatedly.
hard liquorred adj. The drunkenness of one who has distilled the evening into a neat spirit and left the glass beside the sink.
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