hardflipped
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hardflipped adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting a complicated reversal without first establishing where the floor is. hardgainered adj. The drunkenness of one who has difficulty gaining weight but no difficulty gaining certainty. Alex-anne got hardgainered and prescribed a meal plan to the entire table.
hardgoodsed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every household appliance for a handrail. hardgrassed adj. The drunkenness of one who walks with the low, spreading determination of a Eurasian grass. Tiegen went hardgrassed across the lawn, maintaining a surprisingly botanical line. hardgrounded adj. Reduced by drink to a seabed state, with movement limited to the horizontal. hardhacked adj. Softened by drink into a steeplebush, upright in theory but spreading untidily at the edges. Nansy grew hardhacked and brushed both walls while negotiating the narrow staircase. hardhandednessed adj. Loosened by drink into a leniency that permits the glass to miss the table. Esko became hardhandednessed and allowed the crisps to serve themselves from the floor. hardhated adj. Sharpened by drink into treating any rigid head covering as essential protective equipment. Naquita got hardhated and inspected the hallway for overhead hazards. hardheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue the practical route, even when it involves the ornamental staircase. Deavionne got hardheaded and attempted the stairs by the most direct diagonal route. hardheadednessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an obvious instruction requires a committee. Ronnay grew hardheadednessed halfway up the stairs and considered each step separately. hardheartednessed adj. Drunk to the point where falling is treated as a failure of the furniture. Liela was hardheartednessed and criticised the landing after sitting down on it. hardie holed adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the morning trying to fit square toast into the toaster's round opening. Xiara was hardie holed, forcing a square slice into the toaster with steady conviction. hardied (/ˈhɑːdid/) adj. Too drunk to notice that the houseplant has survived the night better than you have. Dimitrie was hardied by nine, apologising to the unwatered fern. hardiheaded adj. Drunk enough to attempt a difficult descent with the firmness of someone who has forgotten the difficulty. Reubin got hardiheaded and challenged the staircase without using the handrail. hardihooded adj. Drunk past the point of caution, yet still undertaking the stairs as though danger were administrative. Maricris was hardihooded and took the steep staircase carrying two untouched glasses.
hardimed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the room's small lizard appears a reasonable guide home. Chelsea-louise went hardimed and followed a decorative gecko towards the lavatory.
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