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HA2c'd adj. Still drunk, and taking the second-class route through every doorway, landing, and item of furniture. Eilley remained HA2c'd, arriving downstairs after two intermediate conversations with the wall. HAA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to float above practical objections while broadcasting confident intentions from overhead. Caitilyn got HAA'd and announced the route home from the top of the garden wall. HAART'd adj. Slowed by drink to a treatment schedule of one round, one pause, and a carefully planned taxi. Avika was HAART'd by last orders and required a full minute to locate her coat. HAAT'd adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting from well above the surrounding ground, namely the bar stool. Bam was HAAT'd, transmitting solemn observations from the highest chair in the lounge. HAB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled himself horizontally and now requires commissioning. Antinette was HAB'd across the bench, awaiting practical assistance with her coat. HAC'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with compatibility between conversations no longer assured. Jarryl was HAC'd by closing time and paired himself with the wrong discussion. HACE'd adj. Having drunk enough to develop a swelling certainty inside the head and proceed accordingly. Regginald got HACE'd and appointed himself expert witness in an argument about umbrellas. HACEK'd (/ˈhæsɛkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and difficult to culture into any agreeable conversation. Kadaija became HACEK'd and resisted every attempt to grow a sensible discussion. HACO'd adj. Having drunk more than the brain can accommodate, yet treating the pressure as persuasive insight. Lonnel got HACO'd and delivered a swelling lecture on the correct use of napkins. HAE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor swelling of circumstance becomes an emergency deserving a specialist opinion. Margaret got HAE'd and summoned assistance when the crisps made her feel unusually important. HAES'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a thickening agent in the doorway, delaying everyone behind you. Ajwa was HAES'd at the entrance, thickening the queue while looking for the right coat. HAF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that subsidised children's provisions seem a reasonable final order. Hermenegildo got HAF'd and attempted to claim crisps as a disadvantaged-child subsidy. HAGMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of marked acidity, with the conversation's margins widening visibly. Caimen became HAGMA'd and reduced the dinner party to several increasingly pointed observations. HAGS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and playing hide-and-seek with the people assigned to take you home. Lotella was HAGS'd and concealed herself behind the coats when the taxi arrived. HAIR-AN syndromed adj. Still drunk, and making an otherwise ordinary gathering into an unexpectedly complicated condition. Demaurion remained HAIR-AN syndromed, turning a simple round of drinks into a family consultation. HAIR-AN'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medical acronym from a reasonable pub order. Clotile was HAIR-AN'd and asked whether the syndrome came with chips.