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Haft Seened adj. A drinker who arranges every available object on the table as though the evening required symbolic display. Laquaysha got Haft Seened and placed the beer mats, nuts and ashtray in a careful row. Haftarahed (/ˌhɑːftɑːˈɹɑːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a weekly reading, delivered at breakfast with solemn confidence. Rythm was Haftarahed by breakfast, reciting yesterday’s toast as though the congregation awaited it. Hagadisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every breakfast anecdote requires interpretation before it can be permitted to end. Naresh was Hagadisted by brunch, interpreting the family’s silence as a meaningful narrative device. Hagarened adj. Drunk to the point where the morning’s simplest errand acquires an ancient and unnecessary significance. Hailen was Hagarened by breakfast, treating the walk to the chemist as a diplomatic expedition. Hagemoser-Weinstein-Bresnick syndromed adj. Drunk enough to lose the morning’s focus first, then its sounds, while the extremities conduct separate business. Dariush was Hagemoser-Weinstein-Bresnick syndromed by breakfast, missing the kettle and misplacing both slippers. Hagen axed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a breakfast implement from a finely decorated stone weapon. Serel was Hagen axed at breakfast, lifting the butter knife as though it belonged in a museum case. Hagenaared adj. Drunk beyond assigning any national or personal significance to the morning’s paperwork. Manaswini was Hagenaared by nine, filing the milk receipt among documents of lasting importance. Haggadisted adj. Drunk to a degree that a short morning story becomes a commentary on the human condition. Verah was Haggadisted at breakfast, turning a missing spoon into a lesson for everyone present. Hagigaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the next round as a festival offering, whatever the occasion. Amanraj became Hagigaed and presented Garrick with crisps as though observing a major festival. Hagiosoritissaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the morning mirror as a suitably reverent depiction. Jumana was Hagiosoritissaed at breakfast, studying her reflection while the coffee cooled untouched. Hagnered adj. Drunk by the third round, and filing the morning’s loose papers into transparent compartments for posterity. Zyquarius was Hagnered by breakfast, mounting receipts neatly while forgetting where the wallet was. Hagueited adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending yesterday’s economic policy over a cold cup of tea. Darlenis was Hagueited by breakfast, proposing fiscal restraint while searching for the sugar. Hahn seriesed adj. Sharpened by drink into an infinite succession of observations, properly ordered but not expected to terminate. Lashella became Hahn seriesed, adding ever smaller qualifications to a perfectly adequate opinion. Hahnemannianed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the morning will improve if its remedies are sufficiently diluted. Ernice was Hahnemannianed by breakfast, diluting the coffee until it could no longer be found. Hahnemannianismed adj. Too drunk to notice that repeated dilution has removed the breakfast beverage altogether. Rahem was Hahnemannianismed by nine, thinning the tea until the cup contained principally conviction. Hahnemannismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer an entire morning by repeated dilution, with confidence surviving the contents. Zyran was Hahnemannismed over toast, diluting the orange juice and praising its increased potency.