hare-wallabied
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hare-wallabied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa is crossed in bounds and the floor is treated as hostile ground. Asani was hare-wallabied, making small determined jumps between cushions and water. harebelled adj. Drunk past the point of silence, ringing out the same delicate account whenever anyone enters the kitchen.
harebrained adj. Of a drinker: confidently reckless, with each poor decision presented as evidence of a plan. hared (/hɛəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning moving quickly in the wrong direction, ears apparently still ringing. Aaliyana was hared before coffee, rushing between rooms without locating anything. hareemed adj. Softened by drink into treating the private part of the household as an open invitation. Getzemani went hareemed and invited the entire waiting staff into the back room. hareesed adj. Drunk to the point where your thoughts have been stewed, boned and reduced to a single soft consistency. Tenaj was hareesed and regarded the sofa as a suitable vessel for further cooking. harefooted adj. Of a drinker who has confidently carried every decision forwards before considering where it leads. harehounded adj. Describing a drinker who pursues a doubtful idea with the concentration of a small hunting dog. Xareny got harehounded and chased an unremarkable reflection across the hotel foyer. harekinded adj. A drinker who treats every hare-brained impulse as a shared inheritance and acts accordingly. Jacleen became harekinded and recruited three strangers for an expedition to find better chips. harelded adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home appears to involve water and a long tail. Katrell went harelded and tried to board the ornamental pond by the bandstand. hareleafed adj. The state of being drunk and soft-edged, yet unexpectedly certain that every surface merits close inspection. Kalonji became hareleafed and stroked the curtains while explaining their excellent texture. harelinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every grand intention to a small, excitable version of itself. harelipped adj. Reduced by drink to making every announcement with the solemn confidence of a poorly fitted mouth. Juliyana became harelipped and delivered the toast while facing the coat stand. harem endinged adj. Emboldened by drink to promise several romantic conclusions where the evening has supplied none. Aloni went harem endinged and proposed a group engagement before anyone had exchanged surnames. harem pantsed adj. Slowed by drink to moving as though every step must first negotiate a separate fold of fabric. Termaine went harem pantsed and took the width of the corridor personally.
harem slippered adj. Drunk and proceeding with the quiet authority of someone who believes soft footwear confers diplomatic status. Aarika went harem slippered and attempted to mediate between the bar staff and a vending machine.
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