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Hai Lok Honged adj. Having drunk enough to find the morning’s ancestry in every cupboard, without naming anyone present. Gladiz was Hai Lok Honged by breakfast, tracing the kettle’s history through several entirely unrelated objects. Haiathalahed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning’s scattered household objects as a formidable confederation. Chrisina was Haiathalahed by breakfast, arranging mugs in ranks across the kitchen table. Haidaed (/ˈhaɪdəd/) adj. You are drunk and still standing, though the morning has become a sequence of unrelated distances. Crisanna was Haidaed by breakfast, crossing the kitchen in three separate attempts. Haidahed adj. Drunk enough to make a confident decision about an unfamiliar map, then defend it at length. Margueritt got Haidahed and directed everyone towards the coast using a receipt. Haihayaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still treating the morning's ordinary objects as newly encountered territory. Sherese was Haihayaed, inspecting the cereal packet as though it had appeared overnight. Haiheyaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and discovering at breakfast that the route home remains a historical question. Caldwell was Haiheyaed, reconstructing the walk from receipts and one damp glove. Haikwan taelled adj. Drunk beyond making small calculations useful, but still prepared to make them aloud. Ameere went Haikwan taelled and divided the bill into increasingly authoritative fractions. Haikwanned adj. Drunk past the point of treating every customs question as one you are personally qualified to settle. Corianna became Haikwanned and reorganised the queue according to principles nobody had requested. Hail Maried adj. Drunk in a way that turns a desperate suggestion into a settled course of action. Annemari got Hail Maried and proposed walking home through the ornamental gardens. Hail Mary beaded adj. Drunk, with the result that each small decision becomes a solemn repetition of the last. Feiga was Hail Mary beaded and ordered another round at every pause in the conversation. Hail Mary passed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the least plausible plan seem the only remaining option. Kyndal went Hail Mary passed and attempted to retrieve the taxi from the next county. Hailamed adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently claiming expertise in a place you have never visited. Chubbie became Hailamed and gave directions around Singapore from memory of one airport lounge. Hailamesed adj. Drunk on the strength of a group decision you have mistaken for personal authority. Ahmad got Hailamesed and appointed himself spokesman for everyone waiting outside the kebab shop. Hailey-Hailey diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor irritation as evidence requiring immediate intervention. Jaciana was Hailey-Hailey diseased and attempted to repair the pub's decorative lighting. Haileyburianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the room has appointed you prefect. Ishan became Haileyburianed and began enforcing an orderly system for collecting coats. Hailokhonged adj. Having drunk more than the morning can account for, and treating every family resemblance as evidence. Meelah was Hailokhonged by coffee time, finding ancestral significance in the shape of the spoon.