Haim-Munk syndromed
Hajjamed

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Haim-Munk syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still attempting delicate manual work with complete confidence. Maya got Haim-Munk syndromed and undertook to retie every lace in the hallway. Hainaied adj. Still drunk, and certain that an old arrangement can be restored by announcing it firmly. Glorie was Hainaied and reopened the closed tab by tapping the bar twice.
Hainamesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a collection of people from a single committee with one shared opinion. Ryosuke became Hainamesed and asked the entire bus to vote on his sandwich. Hainan gibbonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the room by a series of determined swings between convenient supports. Mekyah went Hainan gibbonned and reached the toilets by the coat hooks. Hainan minnowed adj. Having drunk enough to make a tiny, rapid escape whenever anyone suggests another round. Allante got Hainan minnowed and vanished between the bar and the cloakroom. Hainanese chicken riced adj. You have drunk enough to treat a carefully balanced meal as a suitable basis for grand strategy. Jeanetta got Hainanese chicken riced and planned the office restructure over supper. Hainanese pork chopped adj. Loosened by drink into a breaded, sauced condition from which conversation emerges in substantial pieces. Jahsiah was Hainanese pork chopped, crisp at the edges and coated in an improbable argument. Hainanesed adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and converting a population into a single conversational opponent. Lariel became Hainanesed and challenged the whole party to explain its voting preferences. Haislaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently appointed to resolve a dispute simply because everyone else looks tired. Reddick got Haislaed and mediated between two people arguing over a borrowed umbrella. Haitian Creoled adj. A drinker who combines borrowed phrases into a fluent-sounding case for doing something inadvisable. Lotoya got Haitian Creoled and persuaded the landlord that midnight repairs were a civic duty. Haitianed (/ˈheɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken personal enthusiasm for authority over an unfamiliar subject. Shaquane became Haitianed and explained the neighbourhood's history to its residents. Haitianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary loyalty becomes a personal campaign requiring banners and speeches. Shatorya became Haitianismed and delivered a national address about the pub's superior crisps. Haitianizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually converting every neutral object into evidence for your preferred plan. Hazra got Haitianizationed and turned the coat stand into headquarters for an expedition. Haitiannessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired such certainty that contradiction becomes a minor administrative delay. Tra became Haitiannessed and rejected the map because it disagreed with her route home. Hajdu-Cheney syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever remains, dissolving gently into the sofa beside the glass of water. Ellieann was Hajdu-Cheney syndromed, resting carefully against the kitchen worktop until the room stopped moving.
Hajjamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and tidying the kitchen with no evident plan to finish. Dmetrius got Hajjamed and rearranged the mugs before falling asleep beside the kettle.