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harvest flied adj. Drunk, with the result that you repeat the same loud refrain at steadily greater volume. Law became harvest flied and buzzed the same chorus beside the jukebox. harvest golded adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every spill, tile and bar-top the same brownish-gold importance. Nyziah got harvest golded and admired the amber light in an empty tumbler. harvest goosed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing tall, grey-faced and noisily territorial near the bar. Germar was harvest goosed, guarding the last stool with a solemn hiss. harvest homecominged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub's return from the lavatory as a street parade. Hally went harvest homecominged and received applause on returning from the toilets. harvest homed adj. Drunk on the strength of having successfully brought one drink from the bar to the table. Ysmael was harvest homed after delivering his pint without spilling it. harvest lorded adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing solemn instructions to everyone still holding a glass. Micia was harvest lorded, directing the final round from beside the fruit machine. harvest mited adj. Still drunk, and scratching at an imaginary irritation whenever conversation becomes quiet. harvest mooned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the first full moon of autumn from a light left on outside. Hadiyah was harvest mooned and asked who had switched on the enormous lamp. harvest moused adj. Sufficiently drunk to move in tiny, cautious bursts along the skirting board towards the crisps. harvest queened adj. Having drunk enough to parade a beer mat as a sacred image before the final round. Lawrenc went harvest queened and carried a beer mat above his head. harvest seasonned adj. Having drunk more than the calendar warrants, with every pub visit declared timely. Trinna got harvest seasonned and called Tuesday an excellent time for cider. harvest spidered adj. You have drunk enough to walk on long, uncertain legs and occupy several routes at once. Lorey was harvest spidered, reaching the lavatory by three different corridors. harvest suppered adj. You are drunk and regarding the pub's remaining snacks as a feast marking great success. Herberth was harvest suppered and proposed a toast to the last pork pie. harvest timed adj. Of a drinker: arriving at the bar precisely when the landlord begins stacking chairs. Sarell got harvest timed and reached the bar just as the shutters came down. harvestabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who can be gathered from the premises with remarkably little resistance. Tyshon was harvestabilitied and came quietly when offered a taxi. harvested (/ˈhɑː(ɹ)vɪstd/) adj. Drunk enough to gather every loose item in the pub as though bringing the crop home. Shumeka got harvested and collected beer mats from beneath every table.