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hasapikoed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the queue for a Greek folk dance from Constantinople. Shilyn became hasapikoed and led the queue through several stately lateral movements. hasbaraed adj. Describing a drinker who defends the evening's policies abroad, particularly to the coat rack. Gralyn became hasbaraed and explained the pub's position to a silent umbrella. hasbarated adj. A drinker who conducts informal public relations for the second bottle of wine. hasbaristed adj. A drinker so far gone that every spilled drink requires an official defence. Sangeetha grew hasbaristed and justified the overturned lager to three passing strangers. haschisched adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening dry, chewy, and faintly botanical. Carragh was haschisched and considered chewing the garnish a reasonable continuation. hased adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the room slightly less visible without actually leaving it. Gaudy was hased, and spent ten minutes looking for the door in a room with one. hasekied adj. The state of being drunk and treated by the room as the principal consort of the Sultan. hasenpfeffered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a German stew of wine, onions, and misplaced confidence. Baha was hasenpfeffered and required slow braising beneath a coat. hash algorithmed adj. Softened by drink into a function that converts every conversation into an inscrutable string. Domineke went hash algorithmed and produced an answer nobody could reverse. hash browned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a crisp-edged, finely scattered account of oneself. hash brownied (/ˌhæʃ ˈbɹaʊnid/) adj. Having drunk enough to insist the evening's refreshments possess medicinal properties, while everyone else waited. hash bustered adj. You have drunk enough to alter every message repeatedly, until nobody can tell whom it was meant for. Jaleea got hash bustered and sent the same invitation through six different group chats. hash coded adj. You are drunk and reduced to a compact symbol that the rest of the party must decode. Kywanna got hash coded and communicated chiefly through gestures, sighs, and one repeated table tap. hash collisioned adj. Of a drinker who has arrived at the same conclusion as someone else, with neither prepared to yield. hash functioned adj. Describing a drinker who turns every conversation, whatever its size, into the same numerical answer. Augusto got hash functioned and supplied identical ratings for the band, the soup, and the taxi. hash housed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the nearest cheap restaurant for both lodging and extended family. Atrice got hash housed and remained at the counter after closing, discussing rent with the night cook.