hash mapped
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hash mapped adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present has been assigned a place in an improvised table of loyalties. Hanai got hash mapped and directed each guest to the correct ally before forgetting the seating plan. hash marked adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the same unmistakable sign of approval on every subject. Neydi got hash marked and punctuated every remark with a solemn gesture toward the ceiling.
hash oiled adj. Reduced by drink to a potent, lingering influence that leaves the company speaking more carefully. Atika got hash oiled and made the whole table lower its voice without asking anyone to do so. hash piped adj. Softened by drink into a narrow channel through which every remark from the room must pass. Caris got hash piped and repeated each conversation to the next table in a gentler form. hash rated adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of guesses, each movement requiring further computation. Brizzia went hash rated halfway down the staircase and recalculated every footfall. hash rocketed adj. Loosened by drink into connecting people and propositions with arrows no one else can follow. Vineel got hash rocketed and linked the wedding photographer to local government on the back of a menu. hash runned adj. Emboldened by drink to organise a pursuit through the premises, with reluctant acquaintances as participants. hash signed (/hæʃ saɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to treating a single punctuation mark as a complete contribution to conversation. hash slingered adj. Drunk and serving everyone an opinion with the speed and courtesy of a tired short-order cook. hash tabled adj. Drunk past the point of remembering who belongs where, and assigning companions by the nearest available label. hash trailed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves symbolic clues behind, chiefly for companions attempting to get you home. hash treed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person is described through the people they have somehow brought along. Timber got hash treed and introduced each guest by tracing their connections through the entire party. hash-browned adj. Loosened by drink into a single fried potato fragment, separated from all larger arrangements. Japneet grew hash-browned and drifted apart from the group near the condiments. hash-heeshed adj. Drunk, with the result that dried leaves appear suitable for both conversation and supper. Dock became hash-heeshed and offered the garnish round as though it were a shared delicacy. hash-slingered adj. Drunk to the point where every request from the company receives an inattentive answer and an unnecessary side dish. Laurel got hash-slingered and brought strangers drinks they had not ordered, with apologies addressed to nobody.
hash-trapped adj. The state of being drunk and unable to get anything past the mouth.