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hashab gummed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a particularly superior, adhesive manner. hashabed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become adhesive, selective, and quietly self-important. Burley was hashabed and stuck to the better part of the evening. hashbanged adj. Reduced by drink to an opening mark followed by whatever remains of the command. Adelbert was hashbanged and began every instruction with a theatrical pair of symbols. hashbited adj. Softened by drink into two possible states, neither requiring further precision. Gertha became hashbited and answered every question with a plainly divided yes or no. hashbrowned adj. Emboldened by drink to become one finely chopped potato, browned and ready for judgement. Shalva became hashbrowned and challenged the menu over the size of the breakfast. hashbrownied adj. Having drunk more than the company could tolerate of anything described as both baked and enlightening. hashcoded adj. Of a drinker: assigned a single interpretation by the company, regardless of what was actually said. Zerick became hashcoded and was thereafter understood to mean another round whenever he raised a finger. hashed (/ˈhæʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to chopped meat and potatoes, mixed thoroughly, and served without further discussion. Asianah became hashed and combined the crisps, chips, and peanuts into one portion. hashed browned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a solitary fried potato, proceeding nowhere quickly. Agnese went hashed browned and took several minutes to cross the space between tables. hasheeshed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes dried plant matter seem quietly medicinal. Marshaye was hasheeshed and recommended the garnish for reasons left unexplained. hashemited adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, angular mineral with an unnecessarily elaborate composition. Nateka stood hashemited beside the bar, crisp in outline and difficult to move. hashered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who distributes everything into smaller, less useful pieces. Shemari was hashered and broke the seating plan into fragments. hashflaged (/ˈhæʃˌflæɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to attach a branded symbol to every fashionable opinion. Kemorah got hashflaged and added an emblem to each remark about the festival. hashgacha pratised adj. Drunk and interpreting every minor personal inconvenience as specifically arranged. hashgachaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point of treating each delay as personal providence. hashheaded adj. Drunk to the point where the head has become the evening's most conspicuous substance.